The Stache

Jonathan Coulton

tono:
E7    02010x
E7(2) xx2434
C     x32010
Cmaj7 x32000
Aadd2 x07600
F     133211
D/F#  2x023x
G     320033

[Intro] (0:01)
    Am             E7 (let ring)         Am        E7(2) (let ring)
E|-------------------------------------------------4-------------4--|
B|--(1)--1---0-1---0-------------0-------1---0-1---3-------------3--|
G|--(2)--2---2-2---1-------------1-------2---2-2---4-------------4--|
D|--(2)--2---2-2---0-------------0-------2---2-2---2-------------2--|
A|--(0)--0---0-0---2-------------2-------0---0-0--------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Verse 1] (0:09)
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------2-1-0-----0--------------------------|
A|-0-----3-------3-------3-------------------------2-----0---0-2-3--|
E|---------2-------1-------0-0-------------1-----1---------4--------|
"In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin"

E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------2-1-0-----0--------------------------|
A|-0-----3-------3-------3-------------------------2-----0-----0-2--|
E|---------2-------1-------0-0-------------1-----1---------3-3------|
"Shaved the peach fuzz, but only on my cheeks and chin"

[Chorus] (00:27)
C                   Cmaj7                    Aadd2
Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Aadd2
Everyday you can watch it grow
C                   Cmaj7                    Aadd2
Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
                            F
All this time finally you know
              D/F# G            E7
What lips are for, no one can ignore the stache

[Interlude] (00:53)
    Am             E7 (let ring)         Am        E7(2) (let ring)
E|-------------------------------------------------4-------------4--|
B|--(1)--1---0-1---0-------------0-------1---0-1---3-------------3--|
G|--(2)--2---2-2---1-------------1-------2---2-2---4-------------4--|
D|--(2)--2---2-2---0-------------0-------2---2-2---2-------------2--|
A|--(0)--0---0-0---2-------------2-------0---0-0--------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Verse 2] (01:02)
(There is a slight variation in this riff)
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------0-----0--------------------------|
A|-0-----3-------3-------3-------------------------2-----0---0-2-3--|
E|---------2-------1----------14-----------1-----1---------4--------|

E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------2-1-0-----0--------------------------|
A|-0-----3-------3-------3-------------------------2-----0---0-2-3--|
E|---------2-------1-------0-0-------------1-----1---------4--------|
"It's a big school, I think about if Tom went here"

E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------2-1-0-----0--------------------------|
A|-0-----3-------3-------3-------------------------2-----0-----0-2--|
E|---------2-------1-------0-0-------------1-----1---------3-3------|
"We'd be so cool, double dating at the prom next year"

[Chorus] (01:28)
C                   Cmaj7                    Aadd2
We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Aadd2
Tender hearts, breaking one by one
C                   Cmaj7                    Aadd2
We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
                                     F
Ladies please, there's room for everyone
            D/F# G              E7
Who wants a try, no one dares deny the stache

[Interlude] (01:55)
    Am             E7 (let ring)         Am        E7(2) (let ring)
E|-------------------------------------------------4-------------4--|
B|--(1)--1---0-1---0-------------0-------1---0-1---3-------------3--|
G|--(2)--2---2-2---1-------------1-------2---2-2---4-------------4--|
D|--(2)--2---2-2---0-------------0-------2---2-2---2-------------2--|
A|--(0)--0---0-0---2-------------2-------0---0-0--------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Bridge] (02:03)
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------2-1-0-----0--------------------------|
A|-0-----3-------3-------3-------------------------2-----0---0-2-3--|
E|---------2-------1-------0-0-------------1-----1---------4--------|
"Men of action all that matters is the bottom line"

E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------2-1-0-----0--------------------------|
A|-0-----3-------3-------3-------------------------2-----0-----0-2--|
E|---------2-------1-------0-0-------------1-----1---------3-3------|
"Grow a nice one and get ready for your time to shine"

[Chorus] (02:21)
C                   Cmaj7                    Aadd2
Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Aadd2
Strain the world, let the good stuff in
C                   Cmaj7                    Aadd2
Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
                                  F
Make *your stand, celebrate the skin
             D/F#    G            E7
Beneath your nose, ever grander grows, the stache

[Outro] (02:47)
    Am             E7 (let ring)         Am        E7(2) (let ring)      Am
E|-------------------------------------------------4-------------4----------|
B|--(1)--1---0-1---0-------------0-------1---0-1---3-------------3-------1--|
G|--(2)--2---2-2---1-------------1-------2---2-2---4-------------4-------2--|
D|--(2)--2---2-2---0-------------0-------2---2-2---2-------------2-------2--|
A|--(0)--0---0-0---2-------------2-------0---0-0-------------------------0--|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|