E
If there was a God,
 A
I'm sure he would be hated.
C#m                   Bm
For making bugs, in this hell he has created.
E             A
Get on a coat, put on a hat,
C#m
I am infested
Bm                         E
It happens just like that.

I'm sure I hate 'em
A
There ain't no maybes,
C#m
Bodylice, and crabs,
Bm
Headlice, and scabies.
E
You take your pick,
A
they make me sick,
       C#m
While I scratch until I bleed
               Bm
Soon they'll be scabs for me to pick.
E
It drives me mad,
A
As I scratch my body raw.
   C#m
Sometimes it feels like sex
        Bm
When I'm scratching with my paws..
E
Sometimes it feels better
A
When it gets wetter
     C#m
Lubed up with puss and blood
     Bm
But later, I'm upsetter.
E
Cause of pain,
   A
The rash becomes inflamed,
 C#m
I simply lost control..
      Bm
The scabies can't be blamed..
E
Oh yes, they can!
A
I'll go complain,
       C#m
To the Drop-in Centre clinic,
        Bm
'Hook me up with some Lindane! '
E
Oh yes, Lindane
    A
The stuff for the occasion,
      C#m
This lotion gives you cancer
        Bm
With too many applications. [x3]
E
But I must use it.
A
I'll be the tested.
   C#m
This time, it's gone too far.
     Bm
My body is infested!
E
I am infested!
A
I am infested!
    C#m
This time it's gone too far,
    Bm
My body is infested!

E
I am infested!
A
I'll be the tested!
    C#m
This time it's gone too far,
   Bm
My body is infested!
E        A        C#m        Bm
One bug, two bug, three bug, four.
E                       A
These bugs just fuck and eat
C#m                     Bm
Soon there'll be hundreds more
E
(To) Infest my head,
A
Infest my bed,
      C#m
These bugs won't stop infesting
       Bm
'Til I kill 'em all, dead!
E
Then, there's the eggs
A
They'll fucking hatch!
     C#m
If I don't delouse again,
      Bm
In seven days, they'll hatch!
E
And at this time,
A
I will truely go insane
    C#m
My nervous system shot
       Bm         
By the use of the Lindane
E
It is this lotion,
      A
On my generation tested,
     C#m
This time it's gone too far
   Bm
My body is infested!
E
I am infested!
A
I am infested!
     C#m
This time it's gone too far,
   Bm
My body is infested!
E
I am infested!
E
I am infested!
     C#m
This time it's gone too far,
   Bm
My body is infested!