F
When you're goin' down faster than in an elevator
       Bb
You're breathin' so hard that you need a respirator
F
Thinkin' 'bout the nights when you did the mashed patater
    Bb                              C                  F
You better do it now, 'cause you'll never do it later


[Verse 2]
     
You used to paint the town, but you ain't in a condition
       Bb
You're livin' in a one man state of prohibition
F
Got to shake a leg, got to make it your ambition
   Bb                             C                   Bb
To go and get your hands around a pint of exhibition


[Chorus]
                C       F                Bb           C          F
You know you're own out there and you're entering the funny zone
    Bb            C             F             Bb
You better get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone___
                                                C
I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone___


[Verse 3]
       F
Well a little shot of rhythm, gonna set your heart pumpin'
  Bb
A whole mess of blues, gonna really tell you somethin'
  F
I ain't no doctor, but I got your medication
  Bb                              C                 Bb
A bit of Rock 'n' Roll'll put you in communication


Chorus:
                C       F                Bb           C          F
You know you're own out there and you're entering the funny zone
    Bb            C             F             Bb
You better get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone___
                                                C       A
I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone___


[Bridge]
                       Bb
Don't ever surrender
                       G
Never give up at all
                          Bb 
Don't forget to remember
                         C
You've got the number to call___, ooh


[Instrumental]
   F     Bb     F     Bb   C
   F     Bb  C  F   Bb  C  F  Bb       C


[Verse 4]
                  F
Well, when you're goin' down faster than in an elevator
       Bb
You're breathin' so hard that you need a respirator
F
Thinkin' 'bout the nights when you did the mashed patater
    Bb                              C                  Bb
You better do it now, 'cause you'll never do it later


[Chorus]
                    C       F                Bb           C          F
Ooh, you're on your own out there and you're entering the funny zone
     Bb             C             F             Bb
E|t's| time to get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone---
                                                C      Bb
I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone_____ 


[Chorus]
                C       F             Bb           C          F
You know you're own out there, you're entering the funny zone
    Bb            C             F             Bb
You better get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone___
                                                C 
I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone______