Em7                     A7
Things have come to a pretty pass
    D7         G7
Our romance is growing flat
C#m7                      F#m
For you like this and the other
E7                      Am7
While I go for this and that
Em7                     A7
Goodness knows what the end will be
     D7                   G7
Oh I don't know where I'm at
   E7       A7    Bm7      D7       G
It looks as if we two will never be one
C7                G7
Something must be done


D                  G
You say either and I say either
D                   G
You say neither and I say neither
D       D7     G        Gdim
Either either neither neither
D                    A7    D
Let's call the whole thing off

D                   G
You like potato and I like potahto
D                   G
You like tomato and I like tomahto
D       D7       G       Gdim
Potato potahto tomato tomahto
D                    A7    D
Let's call the whole thing off

    G7  F#m            B7          E7
But oh if we call the whole thing off
A7           D
Then we must part
    G7  F#m        B7         E7         A7       D7
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart

   D                       G
So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
D                     G
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
D      D7      G               Gdim
For we know we need each other so we
D               A7          D
Better call the whole thing off
D              A7          D7
Let's call the whole thing off

D                    G
You say laughter and I say larfter
D                 G
You say after and I say arfter
D         D7      G     Gdim
Laughter larfter after arfter
D              A7          D
Let's call the whole thing off

D                    G
You like vanilla and I like vanella
D                   G
You saspiralla and I saspirella
D       D7      G         Gdim
Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry
D              A7          D
Let's call the whole thing off

    G7  F#m            B7          E7       A7      D
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
    G7  F#m        B7         E7         A7       D7
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart

   D                         G
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
D                      G
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
D      D7      G               Gdim
For we know we need each other so we
D               A7          D
Better call the calling off off
D              A7          D7
Let's call the whole thing off

D                 G
I say father and you say pater
D                G
I saw mother and you say mater
D      D7    G      Gdim
Pater mater uncle auntie
D              A7          D
let's call the whole thing off

D                  G
I like bananas and you like banahnahs
D                G
I say havana and I get havahnah
D        D7        G       Gdim
Bananas banahnahs havana havahnah
D            A7      D7
Go your way I'll go mine

D                           G
So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters
D                       G
So all right no contest we'll order lobseter
D      D7      G               Gdim
For we know we need each other so we
D               A7          D7
Better call the calling off off
D              A7          G7
Let's call the whole thing off