[Intro] G5 F#5 G5 G B Em C G And if your heart stops beating B I'll be wondering Em C Did you get you deserve? The ending of your life G And if you get to heaven B I'll be here waiting, baby Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The ending of your life won't wait C D Then your heart can't take this G B Have you heard the news that you're dead? C No one ever had much nice say Cm I think they never liked you, anyway G B Oh, take me from the hospital bed C Wouldn't it be grand it ain't exactly Cm G5 And wouldn't it be grand if we were dead F#5 G5 Oh, dead G Tongue tied and oh, so squeamish B You never fell in love Em C Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life G And if you get to heaven B I'll be here waiting, baby Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The ending of you life won't wait C D Then your heart cant take this G B Have you heard the news that you're dead? C No one ever had much nice say Cm I think they never liked you, anyway G B Oh, take me from the hospital bed C Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand Cm And wouldn't it be grand if we were Am Dead, dead, dead B In my honest observation C During this operation D Found a complication in your heart G So long Am 'Cause now you've got B Maybe just two weeks to live (Who's dead?) (Is that the most the both you can give?) ( G B C D ) ( G B C Cm ) One, two, one, two, three, four! G La la la la la B La la la la la la C D La la la la la la la Well, c'mon G La la la la la B La la la la la..a la C Cm La la la la la la la Oh, motherfucker G If life ain't just a joke B C Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke D Then why are we laughing? G If life ain't just a joke B C Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Cm The why am I dead? G5 F#5 G5 Dead!