GDCCDG 4x
[Verse]
GD
A man walks down the street,
CD
he says why am I soft in the middle now,
GD
why am I soft in the middle,
CD
the rest of my life is so hard,
GD
I need a photo-opportunity,
CD
I want a shot at redemption,
GD
dont want to end up a cartoon,
CD
in a cartoon graveyard,
GD
bonedigger, bonedigger,
CD
dogs in the moonlight,
GDCD
far away my well-lit door,
GD
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly,
CD
get these mutts away from me,
GDCD
you know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.
[Chorus]
GD
If youll be my bodyguard
CDGDCD
I can be your long lost pal,
GD
I can call you Betty,
CD
and Betty when you call me
GDCD
you can call me Al.
[Verse]
GD
A man walks down the street,
CD
he says why am I short of attention,
GD
got a short little span of attention,
CD
and wo my nights are so long,
GD
wheres my wife and family,
CD
what if I die here,
GD
wholl be my role-model,
CD
now that my role-model is
GD
gone, gone,
CD
he ducked back down the alley
GDCD
with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl,
GD
all along, along
CD
there were incidents and accidents,
GDCD
there were hints and allegations.
[Chorus]
GD
If youll be my bodyguard
CDGDCD
I can be your long lost pal,
GD
I can call you Betty,
CD
and Betty when you call me
GDCD
you can call me Al.
GDCD
call me Al.
[Solo]
GCDGCG 8x
[Verse]
GD
A man walks down the street,
CD
its a street in a strange world,
GD
maybe its the Third World,
CD
maybe its his first time around,
GD
he doesnt speak the language,
CD
he holds no currency,
GD
he is a foreign man,
CD
he is surrounded by
GD
the sound, the sound,
CD
cattle in the marketplace,
GDCD
scatterlings and orphanages,
GD
he looks around, around,
CD
he sees angels in the architecture,
GD
spinning in infinity,
CD
he says Amen and Hallelujah!
[Chorus]
GD
If youll be my bodyguard
CDGDCD
I can be your long lost pal,
GD
I can call you Betty,
CD
and Betty when you call me
GDCD
you can call me Al.