(Song starts with this F# note) E|-----| B|-----| G|-----| D|-4---| A|-----| E|-----| (then into riffs) (Riff 1) (Often played live like this) E|-------| e|-1------| B|-6-----| B|--------| G|-------| (14x) G|--------| D|---4---| D|----4---| A|-------| A|--------| E|-------| E|--------| (Riff 2) E|------------------------| B|-------6----------------| G|-8-8------8--6-6-6-6-6--| D|-9-9------9--7-7-7-7-7--| (8x) A|-9-9------9--7-7-7-7-7--| E|-7-7------7--5-5-0-5-0--| (Riff 3) E|-------------3----------5-5-------------------------5-5--| B|-------------3----------5-5-------------------------5-5--| G|-4-4-4-x-x-x-4--6-6-6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4-x-x-x--6-6-6-6-6-6--| D|-5-5-5-x-x-x----7-7-7-7------5-5-5-5-x-x-x--7-7-7-7------| (2x) A|-5-5-5-x-x-x----7-7-7-7------5-5-5-5-x-x-x--7-7-7-7------| E|-3-0-3-x-x-x----0-5-0-5------3-0-3-0-x-x-x--0-5-0-5------| (Riff 4) E|-7---------7-7--------------| B|-7---------7-7--------------| G|-8-x-x-x-x-8-8-x-x-x-x------| D|-9-x-x-x-x-9-9-x-x-x-x-7-5--| (4x) A|-9-x-x-x-x-9-9-x-x-x-x-7-5--| E|-7-x-x-x-x-7-7-x-x-x-x-5-3--| (Riff 5) E|---3--1-1-1-1--| e|-3--3-1-1-1-1--| B|---3--1-1-1-1--| B|-0-------------| G|-4-4--2-2-2-2--| -or- G|-0-------------| D|-5----3-3-3-3--| D|-0-------------| (4x) A|-5-------------| A|---------------| E|-3-------------| E|---------------| (Riff 6) E|---------------| B|-------6-------| G|-8-8------8-8--| D|-9-9------9-9--| (8x) A|-9-9------9-9--| E|-7-7------7-7--| (Riff 7) E|-3--1--3--1--| B|-3--1--3--1--| G|-4--2--4--2--| D|-5--3--5--3--| (1x) A|-5--3--5--3--| E|-3--1--3--1--| (Riff 8) E|---------------------1--| B|---------------------1--| G|---------------------2--| D|------------------------| (13x) A|------------------------| E|-2-5-5-5-2-5-5-2-5------| (last time of Riff 8) E|--------------------| B|--------------------| G|--------------------| D|--------------------| A|--------------------| E|-2-5-5-5-2-5-5-2-5--| song ends (Riff 1) The skies are charcoal gray It's a dreary downtown day But ... At the end of my forty-foot leash Is my little friend Quiche (Riff 2) Quiche La Poodle Is her name And having a good time on a crummy day is our game Quiche Quiche Lorraine (Riff 3) Quiche, Quiche Lorraine Quiche, Quiche Lorraine (Riff 4) Everyday I take her out, yeah She runs around and she shouts out and barks, yeah 'Cause she's a good doggie (Riff 5) (Riff 4) She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy (Riff 5) And I know she'll stick by me, yeah (Riff 4) 2x (Riff 3) Oh no, here comes a Great Dane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Drivin' down the lane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Don't leave me (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) (Riff 6) I'll go insane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) I'll go insane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) How do you like that? (No guitar. Just vocals, bass and drums) Has anybody seen A dog dyed dark green? About two inches tall With a strawberry blonde fall Sunglasses and a bonnet And designer jeans with appliques on it? (Riff 7) The dog that brought me so much joy (Riff 4) Left me wallowing in pain Quiche Lorraine I'll show her! (Riff 8) Do you see the key in my hand? I'm gonna throw it in the lake Yea, you've been so rotten to me You take the cake I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel And just you try and come back to me Yeah, you'll see (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) You mangy mutt (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) (Quiche Quiche Lorraine) I'm talking about Quiche! Quiche Lorraine