Drunk By Noon
Andrew Bird
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E|E|------------------------------ E|---------------------------------- E|---------------||Drunk by Noon - Andrew Bird Written by The Handsome Family Things Are Really Great Here, Sort OfE|E|------------------------------ E|---------------------------------- E|---------------|| [Intro] D C G G E|---2----0---------3-------| B|-----3----3-1-0-----------| G|---2--2-------0------0--0-| D|-0-------------------0--0-| A|--------3-3-3-------------| E|----------------3---------|[Verse 1]D C There once was a poodle whoG thought he was a cowboyD C He lived in a cage the size of hisG thumbD C And though his white horse was aG box of toothpicksD C He galloped around til he was hitG by a car [Verse 2]D C Sometimes I flap my arms like aG hummingbirdD C G Just to remind myself I'll never flyContinues after the adD C And sometimes I burn my arms withG a cigaretteD C Just to pretend I won't screamG when I die [Chorus]C G If my life was as long as the moonC G I'd still be jealous of the sunC G If my life lasted only one dayAm C G I'd still be drunk by noonAm C G Yes I'd still be drunk by noon [Whistling Solo] D C G (x4) [Verse 3]D C Sometimes I hope to come down withG cancerD At least then I get to stay in bedC G and watch TV all dayD C And on my deathbed I'll get allG the answersD C Even if all my questions are takenG away [Chorus]C G If my life was as long as the moonC G I'd still be jealous of the sunC G If my life lasted only one dayAm C G I'd still be drunk by noonAm C G Yes I'd still be drunk by noon