[Intro] A5  D#5  D5  A5  D#5  D5
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        E5  G5  E5  G5
        A5  D#5  D5  A5

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They've sped up to the point where they provoke
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The punchline before they have told the joke
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Plenty of desperation to be seen
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Staring at the television screen
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They've sped up to the point where they provoke
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You to tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke
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Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
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It wasn't in the top 100 list

F5                                     G5
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
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Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F5           G5                         D#5
They told ya,but you were dying for it

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She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
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The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
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Another variation on a theme
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A tangle on the television and the magazine
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D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
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D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?

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That says "we are       defenders
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Of any poseur    or profes___sional            pretender         around"
              F5               G5
When did your list replace the twist and turn
        A5                                      F5
Like a fist replaced a kiss, don't concernus with your bollocks
G5                 E5
I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after

F5                                     G5
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
A5
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F5            G5                              A5
They told ya, but you were gagging for it

F5
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
G5
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
A5                                                                  A5
Already thick and you're getting thicker
F5
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
G5
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
A5                                                        D#5
Already thick and you're getting thicker

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Pressuming that all things are equal
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Who'd want to be men of the pe______ople
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When there's people like you?