Teddy Picker

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They've sped up to the point where 
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they provoke
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The punchline before they have 
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told the joke
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Plenty of desperation to be 
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seen
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Staring at the television 
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screen
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They've sped up to the point where 
they provoke
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You to tell the f**king 
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punchline before you have told the
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 joke
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Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
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It wasn't in the top 100 list
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And it's the thousandth time that 
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it's even bolder
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Don't be surprised when you get bent
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They told ya,but you were dying 
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for it

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She saw it and she grabbed it 
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and it wasn't what it seemed
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The kids all dream of making it, 
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whatever that means
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Another variation on a theme
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A tangle on the television and 
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the magazine
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D'you reckon that they do it for
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 a joke?
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D'you reckon that they make 'em 
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take an oath?

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That says "we are       
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defenders
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Of any poseur    or 
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profes___sional            
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pretender         around"
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When did your list replace the twist
 and turn
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Like a fist replaced a kiss, don't 
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concernus with your bollocks
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I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after

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And it's the thousandth time and 
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it's even bolder
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Don't be surprised when you get bent
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They told ya, but you were 
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gagging for it

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Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
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Not quick enough can I have it 
quicker?
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Already thick and you're getting 
thicker
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Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
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Not quick enough can I have it 
quicker?
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Already thick and you're getting 
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thicker

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Pressuming that all things are equal
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Who'd want to be men of the 
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pe______ople
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When there's people like you?