INTRO
GUITAR 1

A       G    (3  times)

GUITAR 2
(bottom 2 strings)
            A                         G

A|-----0--3--0--5--0--7-----------2-----3-----5--|
E|-----------------------------3-----3-----3-----|

then

A|--------------2--------------------------------|
E|-----3--0--3-----3-----------------------------|


Verse 1:
A                       G
Wanna tell you 'bout my Frenda
A               G
He got hit by a Fender
A                        G
But he'll soon be on the menda
A                G
He's of the male genda


Pre-Chorus:
D                     E
Glad to see that he's on his way
F#m                 D
He's not for Buriel today


Chorus:
             A                   G
Because he's in    He's indisposed
             E                  G  G#  A
Because he's in  yeah yeah He's indisposed


Verse 2:
A                         G
Found him outside the dry cleaners
A               G
Ooh the drivers misdemeanors
A                         G
I've never seen a face so greena
A                        G
He looks a like the cats dinner


Pre-Chorus:

Chorus:


Solo:

E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------4-2-------------|
D|--------2-4-2-------------------2-----0-2-0-------|
A|--2-2-4-------4-2-4-2-----2-2-4-------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------2-4-2-------------|
D|--------2-4-2-------------------2-4-------4-2--2-4----|
A|--2-2-4-------4-2-4-2-----2-2-4--------------------0--|
E|------------------------------------------------------|


Repeat Intro:

A               G
He got hit by a car
A                     G
Now he's lying on the tar
A                 G
Had an experience bizarre
A                         G
Not unlike that makes you laugh ra ra hey