E|-------------------| e|------|
B|-------------------| B|---3--|
G|-----0-2-4-4-4-5-4-| G|-5----|
D|-2-4---------------| D|------|
A|-------------------| A|------|
E|-------------------| x3 E|------|

[Intro] Em B5 Em B5 Em B5 C D

[Verse 1]
Em          C           G            D
   Here's a story of an honest man losing religion,
Em              C              G             D
   Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation,
Em           C              G           D
   The while praying came a wicked inspiration,
Em        C       G               D
Brothers, sisters this is what he said:

[Chorus]
       Em              D               G       C
Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen evidence of genes)
          Em      C   G  D     Em            B5
I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!

Em B5 Em B5

[Verse 2]
Em            C                 G               D
   He was the kind of guy who'd always go right out of his way,
Em            C               G                  D
   But more before that crazy notion leapt right into his head,
Em           C             G            D
   And secretly crept into every mad perception,
Em           C          G               D
   I can't deny a funny feeling when he said:

[Chorus]
       Em              D               G       C
Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen evidence of genes)
          Em      C   G  D     Em            B5
I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!

Em B5 Em B5

[Hook]
Em                D                      C
Dearest in memoriam - set phasers to stun
                    B5                               Em
And grab yourself a neighbors' skeleton to lean upon,
                         D                        C
Did you know him in life - one filled with regret,
                      B5
So soon we all forget - we ever met,

Em C        G       D   Em C       G       D
     Do you know my name -  single light refrain
Em C       G     D       Em
     For a man estranged - I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolate

[Chorus]
       Em              D               G       C
Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen evidence of genes)
          Em      C   G  D     Em        C   G
I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!
  D       Em      C   G  D     Em        C   G D Em
I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you,