Ab5  F#5 G5 Ab5  F#5 G5
INTRO


Ab5
 Well I didn't mind the pimples on her behind,
                                                 F#5 G5
And I didn't care 'bout the crusties in her hair.
Ab5                      F#5 G5
 But man it sure is rough,
Ab5                                  G5  Ab5
 When you are goin down on that muff,

And you open up your eyes, and much to your surprise...


                Db5                    Ab5  F#5 G5 Ab5
She's got dingleberries, and funky doo doo.
          Db5            Ab5
Umm dingleberries, nasty poo poo, on her bo bo.
Eb5              D5           Db5                   D5
 Look here bitch, that s***'s makin my mustache itch,
Eb5         D5   Db5
 Go on s***, get in there and wash your butt...
              Ab5  G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 
Db5 D5 Eb5
Now do like I say.


       Ab5
Well I didn't mind the tuna fish smell,

And I didn't mind the flies.

But I couldn't take that poo poo cake,

And the burnin' in my eyes....


      Db5                Ab5
Dingleberries, funky doo doo.
                       Db5            Ab5
Oh the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo.
          Eb5  D5 Db5  D5 Eb5  D5 
Db5  Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 
Db5 D5 Eb5
alright..


       Ab5
Well I got one stuck in my teeth,

Another one caught in my eye.

I got one under my fingernail,

And I put it back in the pie.


      Db5                       Ab5
Dingleberries, ooooh, funky doo doo.
                            Db5            Ab5
mmmmmm , the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo.


Eb5 D5 Db5  D5 Eb5  D5 
Db5  Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5  Db5 
D5 Eb5  Ab5
INSTRUMENTAL


(spoken)
That's the dingleberry blues.


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INTRO

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