Blame The Viking

F               A               
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               D               
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke,  Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 1]
F
  Who left the water running?
C
  Why are there no ice cubes?
Dm
  Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Bb
  From the middle of the tube?
F
  Who opened up the mail
C
  Left it in disarray?
Dm
  Who left the car in neutral
Bb
  Before it rolled away?

[Pre-Chorus]
     F                C
Well you blame me and I blame the 
Viking
        Dm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
     Bb
Must not be to your liking
         F               C
But it's not a game, I'm not 
avoiding blame
    Dm                             
The Viking said he did it, that 
  Bb
he's sorry
          C
That he's ashamed

[Verse]
F                        C
  Who used the metal fork in your 
new teflon pot?
Dm                               
  Who drank right from the bottle of
Bb
 the milk that you just bought?
F                            C
  Who tracked the muddy boots 
accross the brand new rug?
Dm                                
  Left a stain on the coffee table 
Bb
of a giant coffee mug?

[Pre-Chorus]
    F                C
And you blame me and I blame the 
Viking
        Dm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
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     Bb
Must not be to your liking
         F               C
But it's not a game, I'm not 
avoiding blame
    Dm                             
The Viking said he did it, that 
  Bb
he's sorry
          C
That he's ashamed

[Chorus]
      Bb                  F
Cause I know a Viking and you don't 
believe me!
    Bb                            
And maybe if you met him it would 
F                         C    C
be a lot more easy in the end
    Bb                             
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's
 F
 not imaginary!
         Bb                   
And he's relatively nice for a 
       F
blood-thirsty mercenary
         Dm                        
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking
         C
 he's my friend!

F               A               
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               D               
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke,  Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 3]
F
  Who never cleans their dishes?
C
  Who left the oven on?
Dm                           Bb
  Who uses pens on crosswords and 
gets the answers wrong?
F                              C
  Who left the sink all covered of 
clippings from their beards?
Dm                              
  Who got you pregnant last year and
Bb
 then just disappeared?

[Pre-Chorus]
     F                C
Well you blame me and I blame the 
Viking
        Dm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
     Bb
Must not be to your liking
         F               C
But it's not a game, I'm not 
avoiding blame
    Dm                             
The Viking said he did it, that 
  Bb
he's sorry
          C
That he's ashamed


[Chorus]
     Bb                  F
Well I know a Viking and you don't 
believe me!
    Bb                            
And maybe if you met him it would 
F                         C    C
be a lot more easy in the end
    Bb                             
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's
 F
 not imaginary!
         Bb                   
And he's relatively nice for a 
       F
blood-thirsty mercenary
         Dm                        
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking
         C
 he's my friend!

F               A               
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               D               
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke,  Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 4]
Bb                               
  And they don't drink beer from 
F
skulls
Bb                           F
  And they never worn horned hats
Bb                      F
  And if I don't know a Viking 
personally
                C
  Then you tell me:

                        F    
How the hell did I know that? 
                 A
(Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
                        F    
How the hell did I know that? 
                 D
(Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
                       F     
How the hell did I know that? 
                 A
(Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
                       F     
How the hell did I know that? 
                 D
(Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)

[Chorus]
     Bb                  F
Well I know a Viking and you don't 
believe me!
    Bb                            
And maybe if you met him it would 
F                         C    C
be a lot more easy in the end
    Bb                             
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's
 F
 not imaginary!
         Bb                   
And he's relatively nice for a 
       F
blood-thirsty mercenary
         Dm                  C
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking 
he's my friend!