All songs
01
Song For A Guilty Sadist
02
Memento Mori
03
Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening To Gb
04
There All Is Aching
05
18
06
A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights
07
A Phony In A World Of Holden Caulfields
08
An Academics Lament On Barbie
09
An Intimate Message
10
Baby Self-Absorbed
11
Blur
12
Care Not For Your Clubnights
13
Choo-Choo-Choose Me
14
Comfort
15
Cool Knife Bro
16
Crumpledbigskin
17
Crywank Are Posers
18
Deep Down Im American Werewolf
19
Deep Down Im Really Kirk Van Houten
20
Deep Down Im Really Mark Smith
21
Do You Have Ppe For Self-Esteem
22
Doubt
23
Doubt
24
Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2
25
Forlorn Leghorn
26
Handbong
27
Harvey Milk Shit On The Table
28
Hate
29
Hey Dan How R U Miss U
30
Hikikomori
31
I Am A Rockstar Who Is Really Cool And Sexy
32
I Am In Great Pain Please Help Me
33
I Am Shit
34
I Dont Know About What Happened Because When You Start To Write It Down It All Becomes Fiction
35
I Light A Candle Where The Streetlight Points Up
36
I Love You But Ive Chosen Me - Pt I Bicker Man
37
I Love You But Ive Chosen Me - Pt V Yellow Donut Doggo
38
I Think Im Dying And Im Doing Nothing About It
39
If I Were You Id Be Throwing Up
40
Ill Have Some In A Bit
41
Im A Cliché
42
It Was A Swift Not A Swallow I Never Listen
43
Its Ok I Wouldnt Remember Me Either
44
Jk
45
Just A Snail
46
Late Night People Watching
47
Leech Boy
48
Leechboy
49
Lepidopterophobia
50
Little Creepy
51
Love
52
Lucky And Wasteful
53
Me Me Me Boo Hoo
54
Memories Elephant
55
Nostril Tampon
56
Notches
57
Now Im Sad Boo Hoo
58
Obsessive Muso With No Friends
59
Olivers Theme
60
On My Mind By Kylie V By Crywank
61
One Hundred Million Years Ago A Hero Crossed The Land
62
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
63
Part 2
64
Pope Alexander
65
Pr8Y Boi
66
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
67
Selfish
68
Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To Its Final Few Drips
69
The Poured Boy Of Kutna Hora
70
The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock
71
This Song Title Was Too Long So Now Its Shorter
72
Thomas Saunders Gang Chant
73
Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House Party
74
Trying To Pass Off Playing Merge Games As A Form Of Meditation
75
Unassimilated Normie
76
Waste
77
Waste I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards
78
When You Eat Yourself First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse
79
Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings
80
Woodchuck
81
You Couldnt Teach Me Integrity
82
You Wont Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music
83
Zains Cam4 Wah Wah And Sirens
84
A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
85
All My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than One Minute
86
Baby Self-Absorbed
87
Blink
88
Blood
89
Boosep
90
Chuck And Buck, Suck And Fuck!
91
Corduroy
92
Cringey Wincer
93
Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
94
Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten
95
Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith
96
Density
97
Don't Listen To This Song
98
Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
99
Egg And Spoon
100
Ego Is a Phoenix
101
Flower in Hand
102
Guess Who Likes You
103
I Am a Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
104
I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me
105
I Light a Candle Where The Streetlight Up
106
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me
107
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part II)
108
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part III)
109
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part IV)
110
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part V)
111
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VI)
112
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VII)
113
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VIII)
114
I’ll Have Some In a Bit
115
I'm A Cliché
116
If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
117
Imitating a Brief Projetion Of Gurdjieff
118
It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
119
It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either
120
Just A Worm
121
Langdon Alger (Entitled Monster)
122
Life In The Chalk Basket
123
Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
124
Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
125
Paperclips
126
Poo
127
R.I.P Linguo
128
Self(ish)
129
Small Fish
130
Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips
131
The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
132
The Yolk That Fell Out
133
Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend (feat. Commuted)
134
This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
135
Thomas Saunders Gangchant
136
Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
137
Time Away From Nosferatu
138
Ungrateful Son
139
Veggie Buddhist Eco Prince
140
Welcome To Castle Irwell
141
Wellington Wisp (Part I)
142
Wellington Wisp (Part II)
143
What Went Down At Holding Hands Peak
144
Who Am I???1
145
You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity
146
You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
147
Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
148
Yuppie Gloup