Rap God

[Intro]  Gm

Gm
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and
 not to hurt your feelings
Gm
But I'm only going to get this one 
chance
Gm
Something's wrong, I can feel it 
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Gm
Just a feeling I've got, like 
something's about to happen, but I 
don't know what
Gm
If that means, what I think it 
means, we're in trouble, big 
trouble, and if he is as bananas as 
you say,
 I'm not taking any chances

Gm
You were just what the doctor 
ordered

Gm
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap 
God, Rap God
Gm
All my people from the front to the 
back nod, back nod
Gm
Now who thinks their arms are long 
enough to slapbox, slapbox?
Gm
They said I rap like a robot, so 
call me Rapbot

Gm
But for me to rap like a computer 
must be in my genes
Gm
I got a laptop in my back pocket
Gm
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Gm
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
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Made a living and a killing off it
Gm
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in
 office
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With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his 
nut-sack
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I'm an MC still as honest
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But as rude and as indecent as all 
hell
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Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all 
with)
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This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy 
hip-hop
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You don't really wanna get into a 
pissing match with this rappidy rap
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Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac,
 backpack rap crap, yep, yep, 
yackity-yak
Gm
Now at the exact same time
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I attempt these lyrical acrobat 
stunts while I'm practicing that
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I'll still be able to break a 
motherfuckin' table
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Over the back of a couple of faggots
 and crack it in half
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Only realized it was ironic I was 
signed to Aftermath after the fact
Gm
How could I not blow? All I do is 
drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of 
attack
Gm
Rappers are having a rough time 
period, here's a maxipad
Gm
It's actually disastrously bad for 
the wack
Gm
While I'm masterfully constructing 
this masterpiece as

Gm
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap 
God, Rap God
Gm
All my people from the front to the 
back nod, back nod
Gm
Now who thinks their arms are long 
enough to slapbox, slapbox?
Gm
Let me show you maintaining this 
shit ain't that hard, that hard

Gm
Everybody want the key and the 
secret to rap immortality like I 
have got
Gm
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
 simply rage and youthful exuberance
Gm
Everybody loves to root for a 
nuisance
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Hit the earth like an asteroid, did 
nothing but shoot for the moon since
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MC's get taken to school with this 
music
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Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust 
a rhyme
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Now I lead a new school full of 
students
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Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim 
Shabazz, 2Pac N-
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-W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren, Yella, 
Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
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Inspired enough to one day grow up, 
blow up and be in a position
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To meet Run DMC, induct them, into 
the motherfuckin' Rock n'
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Roll Hall of Fame
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Gm
Even though I walk in the church and
 burst in a ball of flames
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Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in 
is the alcohol of fame
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On the wall of shame
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You fags think it's all a game 'til 
I walk a flock of flames
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Off a plank, and tell me what in the
 fuck are you thinking?
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Little gay looking boy
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So gay I can barely say it with a 
straight face looking boy
Gm
You witnessing a massacre
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Like you watching a church gathering
 take place looking boy
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Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all 
they say looking boy
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You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
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And a way to go from your label 
everyday looking boy
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Hey, looking boy, what you say 
looking boy?
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I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking
 boy
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I'mma work for everything I have
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Never ask nobody for shit, get outta
 my face looking boy
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Basically boy you're never gonna be 
capable
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To keeping up with the same pace 
looking boy

Gm
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap 
God, Rap God
Gm
All my people from the front to the 
back nod, back nod
Gm
The way I'm racing around the track,
 call me Nascar, Nascar
Gm
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, 
the White Trash God
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Kneel before General Zod this 
planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

Gm
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you
 rodent, I'm omnipotent
Gm
Let off then I'm reloading 
immediately with these bombs I'm 
totin'
Gm
And I should not be woken
Gm
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a
 talking head, a zombie floating
Gm
But I got your mom deep throating
Gm
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have 
nothing in common, poodle
Gm
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in 
the arm and pay homage, pupil
Gm
It's me, my honesty's brutal
Gm
But it's honestly futile if I don't 
utilize what I do though
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For good at least once in a while
Gm
So I wanna make sure somewhere in 
this chicken scratch I scribble and 
doodle
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Enough rhymes to maybe try to help 
get some people through tough times
Gm
But I gotta keep a few punchlines 
just in case cause even you unsigned
Gm
Rappers are hungry looking at me 
like it's lunchtime
Gm
I know there was a time where once I
Gm
Was king of the underground, but I 
still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe 
Monch grind
Gm
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes 
when you combine
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Appeal with the skin color of mine
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You get too big and here they come 
trying to censor you
Gm
Like that one line I said on "I'm 
Back" from the Mathers LP1
Gm
Where I tried to say I take seven 
kids from Columbine
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Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47,
 a revolver and a nine
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See if I get away with it now that I
 ain't as big as I was
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But I've morphed into an immortal 
coming through the portal
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You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004
 though
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And I don't know what the fuck that 
you rhyme for
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You're pointless as Rapunzel with 
fucking cornrows
Gm
You're like normal, fuck being 
normal
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And I just bought a new Raygun from 
the future
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To just come and shoot ya like when 
Fabolous made Ray J mad
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Cause Fab said he looked like a fag 
at Mayweather's pad
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Singin' to a man while they played 
piano
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Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special
 on the cable channel
Gm
So Ray J went straight to the radio 
station the very next day
Gm
''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
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Lyrics coming at you at supersonic 
speed, (JJ Fad)
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Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you 
assuming I'm a human
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What I gotta do to get it through to
 you I'm superhuman
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Innovative and I'm made of rubber
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So that anything you say is 
ricocheting off of me and it'll glue
 to you
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I'm devastating, more than ever 
demonstrating
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How to give a motherfuckin' audience
 a feeling like it's levitating
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Never fading, and I know the haters 
are forever waiting
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For the day that they can say I fell
 off, they'd be celebrating
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Cause I know the way to get 'em 
motivated
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I make elevating music, you make 
elevator music
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Oh, he's too mainstream
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Well, that's what they do when they 
get jealous, they confuse it
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It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I 
found a hella way to fuse it
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With rock, shock rap with Doc
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Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em 
lose it
Gm
I don't know how to make songs like 
that
Gm
I don't know what words to use
Gm
Let me know when it occurs to you
Gm
While I'm ripping any one of these 
verses, that versus you
Gm
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently 
hurtin' you
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How many verses I gotta murder to 
prove
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That if you were half as nice at 
songs, you can sacrifice virgins too
 (ughhh)
Gm
School flunkie, pill junky
Gm
But look at the accolades the skills
 brung me
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Full of myself, but still hungry
Gm
I bully myself cause I make me do 
what I put my mind to
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And I'm a million leagues above you,
 ill when I speak in tongues
Gm
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck
 you
Gm
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking 
wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
Gm
Bumping Heavy d and the Boys, still 
chunky, but funky
Gm
But in my head there's something I 
can feel tugging and struggling
Gm
Angels fight with devils and here's 
what they want from me
Gm
They're asking me to eliminate some 
of the women hate
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But if you take into consideration 
the bitter hatred I had
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Then you may be a little patient and
 more sympathetic to the situation
Gm
And understand the discrimination
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But fuck it, life's handing you 
lemons, make lemonade then
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But if I can't batter the women how 
the fuck am I supposed to bake them 
a cake then?
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Don't mistake it for Satan
Gm
It's a fatal mistake if you think I 
need to be overseas
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And take a vacation to trip abroad
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And make her fall on her face and 
don't be a retard
Gm
Be a king? Think not - why be a king
 when you can be a God?