Sweet Transvestite

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    How do you do, I
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    See you've met my
G A                  A E
    faithful handyman.

D E
    He's just a little brought down,
 Be-
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    cause when you knocked
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    he thought you were the 
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candyman.

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Don't get strung out
G
by the way I look,
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don't judge a book by its cover.
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I'm not much of a girl
G
by the light of day,
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but by night I'm one hell of a 
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lover.

           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
A                      E
Sensational, Transylvania.

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Let me show you around, maybe
G
play you a sound,
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you look like you're both pretty 
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groovy.

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Or if you want something visual
G
that's not too abysmal,
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we could take in an old Steve 
       E
Reeves movie.

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Well, you got caught with a flat, 
well,
G
how 'bout that?
A                        E
Well, babies, don't you panic.

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By the light of the night,
        G
when it all seems alright,
     A
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
A                   E
Sensational, Transylvania.

D E
   Why don't you stay for the night?
  Night.
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   Or maybe a bite?  Bite.
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   I could show you my favorite 
             A E
obsession.
D E
   I've been making a man
E G
   with blond hair and a tan,
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   and he's good for relieving my 
A E
        tension.

           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
A                  E
Sensational, Transylvania.
           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
A                  E
Sensational, Transylvania.

[Spoken]
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So - come up to the lab,
G
and see what's on the slab,
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I see you shiver with 
antici...pation.
G
But maybe the rain
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isn't really to blame,
A
so I'll remove the cause
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(chuckles), but not the symptom.