E    
Well, some say I'm not country  
                          B7 
And that's just fine with me 
 
Cause I don't wanna be country  
                                 E 
With some faggot looking over at me 
 
And they say that I'm ill-mannered  
                         B7 
That I'm gonna self-destruct 
 
But if you know what I'm thinkin'  
                                    E 
You'll know that pop country really sucks 
 
Chorus: 
         E 
Well I'm here to put the Dick in Dixie  
                         B7  
And the c**t back in country 
 
Cause the kind of country I hear now days  
                      E 
Is a bunch of sh*t to me 
 
And they say that I'm ill-mannered  
                         B7 
That I'm gonna self-destruct 
 
But if you know what I'm thinkin'  
                                    E 
You'll know that pop country really sucks 
 
Well they're losing all the outlaws  
That had to stand their ground 
And they're being replaced by these kids  
From a manufactured town 
And they don't have no idea  
'Bout sorrow and woe 
Cause they're all just too damn busy  
Kissin' ass on Music Row