Alien Abduction Probe
Hayseed Dixie
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D G I saw the light, they returned last night,D A un-answered questions tortured me.D Like how they unlocked the door?G Why's my rectum sore?D** A** D Why do I twitch when I watch E.T? [Chorus]G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,A they came scratched their itch,D left me crying in a ditch.G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,A A*** this crap is getting old,D* D Alien Abduction Probe. [Verse 2]D You know they stuck a micro-chipG in the hole between my hips,Continúa después del anuncioD A such a gross indignity.D G Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation,D** A** D why do they always come for me? Huh, I say. [Chorus]G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,A they came scratched their itch,D left me crying in a ditch.G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,A A*** this crap is getting old,D* D Alien Abduction Probe. [Interlude]| G | D | A| D || G | D | A [Verse 3]| A*** | D* | D |D G So, late at night I sit alone stare at the twilight zone,D with a sawed off shot gun in myA hand.D Drinking cheap wine and gettingG plastered, waiting for those great green bastards,D** A** it's the only way to make themD understand. Oooooh [End-Chorus]G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,A they came scratched their itch,D left me crying in a ditch.G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,A A*** this crap is getting old,D* D* D Alien Abduction Probe.
