My Therapist

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My therapist thinks my ideas are 
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great
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I think it's because he gets paid
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The idea's about equity, it's 
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about wealth
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Most think that it's dumb, you 
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should think for yourself

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If I buy a pizza place that makes 
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a definite profit (Profit, profit, 
profit)
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Yeah, let's say yearly, the 
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owners make $100,000 off it (Off it,
 off it, off it)
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And if I buy this pizza place for, 
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let's say, $300k (K, k, k)
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And when the workers recoup in 
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three years, I'll sign it over that 
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day (Day, day, day)
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And wouldn't everybody not see
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They should buy their pies from me?
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You'd rather have a boss
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When you can work democratically?

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My therapist thinks my ideas are 
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great
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I think it's because he gets paid
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The idea's about hope, the idea's 
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about soap
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And most think that it's dumb, and
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 they probably know

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If I sell soap and I call it Dr. 
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Yonners (Yonners, Yonners, Yonners)
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And if I sell it for the same exact
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 price as the other guy offers 
(Offers, offers, offers)
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And if I pledge to donate every 
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single penny (Penny, penny, penny)
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To the people who actually need it 
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in my city? (City, city, city)
B A
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Yeah, and wouldn't everybody see
That they should buy their soap from
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 me?
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They sell it for 35? Fuck, we'll
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 sell it for 33

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My therapist thinks my ideas are 
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great
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I think it's because he gets paid
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The idea's about voting, it's 
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about the future (The future, 
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future, future)
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And most think that I'm dumb, I 
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fucking think I'm a loser

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In '72, Chile was ahead of its time 
(Time, time, time)
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It had plans for voting in 
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homes, and it had the design 
(Design, design, design)
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In '73, the United States staged a
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 coup (Coup, coup, coup)
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We killed their president and 
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in-home voting too (Too, too, too)
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Yeah, and wouldn't everybody not 
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see
That this is something really 
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desperate we need?
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They buy those votes
And we are fucking stuck with the 
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greed!

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I think my therapist thinks my 
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ideas are great 'cause my ideas 
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are great
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I think it's because he gets 
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paid (He gets paid)

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My therapist thinks my ideas are 
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great