Heaven-Con

G
There's a Hilton in the sky
            C
For all the good fen when they die
    D
The elevators never stick
    G7
The banquets don't serve plastic 
chicken
C
Only grade A prime
           G
And you're guaranteed a real good 
time
     D
That just goes on and on
 C                       D   
If you're good enough to go to 
         G
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[Verse]
 C                            G
It's membership by invitation only
C                                 
And all the hotel rooms and meals 
    G
are comps
C                                
The wet-bar in the consuite is a 
Em
freebie
D                               
And all femme-fen are ready for a 
   D7
romp
C                              
The bathtubs are all filled with 
            G
girls and Jell-O
C                                 
And every author waits your beck 
    G
and call
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C                                 
They ask for your advice on their 
    Em
new novels
D                                
And ask for autographs out in the 
D7
hall

[Chorus]
 G
There's a Hilton in the sky
            C
For all the good fen when they die
    D
The panels never start till three
   G7
No one disturbs you when you're 
sleeping
C
All the filk songs rhyme
            G
And you're guaranteed a real good 
time
     D
That just goes on and on
          C              D   
If you're good enough to go to 
         G
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[Verse]
  C                              
There's mirrors on the ceiling in 
      G
each bedroom
  C                      G
And 3-D videos on every wall
C                              Em
And levitators waiting at your elbow
D                                 
For the times when you're too 
          D7
drunk to even crawl
     C                           
The dealer's room extends eternal 
  G
credit
 C                                 
They just forget to send the bills 
  G
along
C                                 
And when you make your way into 
  Em
the filkroom
D                    D7
You find you've been immortalized in
 song

[Chorus]
             G
There's a Hilton in the sky
                  C
For all the good fen when they die
        D
The bidding parties never end
         G7
And all the other fen are friendly
C
Boredom is a crime
                  G
And you're guaranteed a real good 
time
        D
That just goes on and on
 C                        D  
If you're good enough to go to 
         G
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