Things That Never Cross A Mans Mind

E                              Bm
I need to go shopping, these shoes 
are all wrong
                                E
Just look in my closet, not a thing 
to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me 
 A
look from behind
E                            Bm  
   Things that never cross a 
   E
man's mind

E                          Bm
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we 
just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we 
 E
both drift off
                               A
If we don't make love, that'll be 
just fine
E                            Bm  
   Things that never cross a 
   E
man's mind

      Bm                       A
That joke is too dirty, that steak 
is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever 
finish it
      Bm
That car is too fast, this beer is 
too cold
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                       E
And watchin all this football is 
sure getting old
C#m                           E  
    Wish I was workin this 
            C#m              A
weekend, not on the lake wettin' my 
line
E                            Bm  
   Things that never cross a 
   E
man's mind

E                           Bm
Here lips are too red, her skirt is 
too tight
                                E
Her legs are too long, and her heels
 are too high
                          A
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
E                            Bm  
   Things that never cross a 
   E
man's mind

      Bm                       A
That joke is too dirty, that steak 
is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever 
finish it
      Bm
That car is too fast, this beer is 
too cold
                       E
And watchin all this football is 
sure getting old
C#m                           E  
    Wish I was workin this 
            C#m              A
weekend, not on the lake wettin' my 
line
E                            Bm  
   Things that never cross a 
   E
man's mind

   Bm
I feel a little bloated, I think I'm
 fixin to start
      E                            
That movie was good except for the 
         Bm
violent parts

Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change
 his hair
        E
I knew him and Jenny never had a 
prayer
C#m                            
   These curtains clash with the 
    E
carpet,
C#m                       A
   The color scheme is a crime
E                            Bm  
   Things that never cross a 
   E
man's mind

                          Bm     E
Things that never cross a man's mind