Fuck Euphemism

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[Verse 1]
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I walked into The Eagle and someone 
called me cis
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I said I'm not a cis, I'm a sissy, 
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should I call you Mister or Miss?
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I said, "I'm actually a transves-",
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 but before I got to "-tite"
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The place erupted into my first 
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gender pronoun bar fight


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[Verse 2]
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They said I was a Ross crossdress 
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for less wannabe queer
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I said my gender isn't fluid, but 
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that's how I like my beer
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They thought I was just posing or 
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on a publicity stunt
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Until I did a line off Scarlett's 
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hundred thousand dollar cunt
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She paid a hundred thousand clams 
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for a single clam in front
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A very pricey pussy paid for 
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by the government


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[Chorus]
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Then I said fuck euphemism, cis 
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butt fuck my cis clit
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Your hypocritical political 
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correctness ain't legit
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I mean it, fuck euphemism, I say 
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what I wanna say
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I love that LBGTQ will never include
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[Bridge]
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'Cause they say that unlike cis 
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queers kinksters make a choice
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They're wrong, but yes, we choose 
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which gag to take away our voice
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I identify as a grain of saltpeter 
panarchist
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Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat 
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slut Dharmasochist


[Chorus]
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So I said fuck euphemism, your 
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words are neophyte
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I'm a single, not a plural person,
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 so call me per for the night
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You're wrong if you hate me just 
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'cause I'm a word Smith and Wesson
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'Cause I nicked this terminology 
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from a Doris Lessing lesson

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