I Write Sins Not Tragedies

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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the 
pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I 
can't help but to hear an exchanging
 of words:

"What a beautiful wedding! What a 
beautiful wedding!" says a 
bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a 
shame, the poor groom's bar is a 
whore."

(refrão)
Am                   F           
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you 
             D7       F
people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
Am             F                 
No, it's much better to face 
    D7                            
these kinds of things with a sense 
G
of poise and rationality.
Am           F                   
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people
         D7    F
 ever heard of closing a goddamn 
door?!"
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Am            F                  
No, it's much better to face 
    D7            G
these kinds of things with a sense 
of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it 
this way, I mean technically our 
marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour
 the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at 
it this way, I mean technically our 
marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour
 the champagne, pour the 
champagne...

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Am                   F           
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you 
             D7       F
people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
Am             F                 
No, it's much better to face 
    D7                            
these kinds of things with a sense 
G
of poise and rationality.
Am           F                   
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people
         D7    F
 ever heard of closing a goddamn 
door?!"
Am            F                  
No, it's much better to face 
           D7            G        
these kinds of things with a sense
           Am     F7m    G
 of poise and rationality. Yeeeheeh!
 Am  F7m G
Again...

Am                   F           
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you 
             D7       F
people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
Am             F                 
No, it's much better to face 
    D7                            
these kinds of things with a sense 
G
of poise and rationality.
Am           F                   
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people
         D7    F
 ever heard of closing a goddamn 
door?!"
Am            F                  
No, it's much better to face 
           D7            G        
these kinds of things with a sense
           Am     F7m    G
 of poise and rationality. Yeeeheeh!
 Am  F7m G
Again...