I Write Sins Not Tragedies

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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the 
pews in a church corridor,
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and I can't help but to hear, no I
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 can't help but to hear an 
exchanging of words:
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"What a beautiful wedding! What a 
beautiful wedding!" says a 
bridesmaid to a waiter.
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"Yes, but what a shame, what a 
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shame, the poor groom's bride is a 
whore."

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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you 
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people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these
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 kinds of things with a sense of 
poise and rationality.
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you 
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people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these
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 kinds of things with a sense of...

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Well in fact, well I'll look at it
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 this way, I mean technically our 
marriage is saved
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Well this calls for a toast, so pour
 the champagne
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Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look 
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at it this way, I mean technically 
our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for a toast, so pour
 the champagne, pour the champagne

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Am               F/C          
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you 
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people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these
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 kinds of things with a sense of 
poise and rationality.
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you 
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people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these
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 kinds of things with a sense of...

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Poise and rationality
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Am               F/C          
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you 
    Dm           G      Am
people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
          F/C             Dm      
No, it's much better to face these
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 kinds of things with a sense of 
poise and rationality.
Am          F/C              Dm 
I'd chime in, "Haven't you 
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people ever heard of closing a 
goddamn door?!"
          F/C             Dm      
No, it's much better to face these
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 kinds of things with a sense of...

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Poise and rationality
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Again...