Fictional Men

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I met this guy like a month ago
Am                    F
I got to thinking and I was like 
'what the hell'
C                        E7
The only problem is that he's on a 
screen
Am
But he's the man of my dreams

C         E7
In my head I had it all planned out
Am                    F
A little picket fence and a house 
(and three dogs :P)
C           E7
It's stupid
                Am                 
My mind is not grasping that he's 
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on paper


[Chorus]
I guess I'll just
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Hold my breath and count to ten
         Am                F
Why do I always fall for fictional 
men?
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My heart and mind won't seem to 
align
         Am                      F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake
 ass guy

    C               E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
              Am            
But still, I always fall for 
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fictional men
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   C                     E7
My heart and mind won't seem to 
align
            Am                   
'Cause I've fallen in love with a 
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fictional guy

[Verse 2]
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The actor's cute, but he's like 33
Am                            F
I guess that's only ten years older 
than me (give or take)
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Maybe I'm dumb or it's just 
quarantine
Am                      F
To be completely honest 2020's 
killing me

C           E7
Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
Am                      F
We get it, you've been alone for 
like six months
C                 E7
But he's not real, face the facts
Am                          F
This is a coping mechanism, clean up
 your act


[Chorus]
Yeah no, I think I'm just gonna
C                   E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
          Am              F
Why do I always fall for fictional 
men?
    C                    E7
My heart and mind won't seem to 
align
          Am                     F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake
 ass guy

    C              E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
            Am              
But still, I always fall for 
 F
fictional men
   C                     E7
My heart and mind won't seem to 
align
             Am                  
'Cause I've fallen in love with a 
   F
fictional guy

C                   E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
          Am               F
Why do I always fall for fictional 
men?
    C             E7
My heart and mind won't seem to 
align
         Am                     F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake
 ass guy
    C               E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
             Am             
But still, I always fall for 
 F
fictional men
    C                   E7
My heart and mind won't seem to 
align
             Am
'Cause I've fallen in love
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With a fictional guy