Congratulations

T-series! (Yeah)
It's your big day! (Woo)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just wanna tell you

Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (here we go)
Ayy, congratulations (woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Ayy, congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one swedish boy you need a billion asians
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in bollywood
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops, didn't think we'd see? It's right there on wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke
India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my indian bros, from bombay to bangladesh
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
'Bout to cause a genocide, so you can call me Hi-

Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (oh, yeah!)
Ayy, congratulations (woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Congratulations (uh)
Congratulations (it's your big day)
Congratulations
Congratulations (such a big day)

I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this?
T-series saying: Cease and desist
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
But, let me educate you silly, that's not defamation (woo)
T-series can eat a dick! (still not defamation)
Suck my fucking swedish meatballs! (still not defamation)
Did you know that indians are poo-poo in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation!
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
But looking at t-series' past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
Just hit up, pop some bottles with the nine-year-old army
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out there, live it like we 'bout to kamikaze

So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy
You've been by my side
There's no army in the world
I would rather give me watch time
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world

Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration (oh)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (party all day, yeah)
Ayy, congratulations (woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Congratulations (skrattar du)
Congratulations (it's your big day)
Congratulations (how fucking lit)
Congratulations (such a big day)

Congratulations, T-series
You did it
Yatta desu ne
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line