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Her green plastic watering can
ED9
For her fake chinese rubber plant
AD9A
In the fake plastic earth
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That she bought from a rubber man
ED9
In a town full of rubber plans
AD9
To get rid of itself
D9/C#Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
A4D7M(9)/F#
She lives with a broken man
ED9
A cracked polystyrene man
AD9
Who just crumbles and burns
AA4D7M(9)/F#
He used to do surgery
ED9
For girls in the eighties
AD9
But gravity always wins
D9/C#Bm
And it wears him out
A
It wears him out
Bm
It wears him out
A
It wears
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She looks like the real thing
ED9
She tastes like the real thing
AD9
My fake plastic love
AA4D7M(9)/F#
But I can't help the feeling
ED9
I could blow through the ceiling
AD9
If I just turn and run
D9/C#Bm
And it wears me out
A
It wears me out
Bm
It wears me out
A
It wears me out
Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
A
If I could be who you wanted
BmA
All the time, all the time
( BmA ) (2x)