A                        A4      D7M(9)/F#
  Her green plastic watering can
                         E    D9
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A     D9    A
In the fake plastic earth
                           A4     D7M(9)/F#
That she bought from a rubber man
                      E    D9
In a town full of rubber plans
        A        D9  D9/C#
To get rid of itself

             Bm
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out
             Bm
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out

                     A4    D7M(9)/F#
She lives with a broken man
                  E    D9
A cracked polystyrene man
           A           D9
Who just crumbles and burns
A                   A4  D7M(9)/F#
  He used to do surgery
                    E    D9
For girls in the eighties
      A        D9
But gravity always wins

    D9/C#    Bm
And it wears him out
             A
It wears him out
             Bm
It wears him out
      A
It wears

                    A4        D7M(9)/F#
She looks like the real thing
                      E    D9
She tastes like the real thing
          A      D9
My fake plastic love
A                        A4    D7M(9)/F#
  But I can't help the feeling
                             E   D9
I could blow through the ceiling
      A             D9
If I just turn and run

        D9/C#   Bm
And it wears me out
            A
It wears me out
            Bm
It wears me out
            A
It wears me out

                Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
            A
If I could be who you wanted
Bm            A
All the time, all the time

[Final] Bm  A Bm  A