F                          Dm
He was sick of his clock stopping
                       Gm
It winds him up, that girl still
C               F        Bbm
Snoring next to him

[Verse]
F                     Dm
He was sick of his excuses
                     Gm
To not take off her dress when
C                 F       Bbm       F      Bbm
Bleeding in the bathroom

[Verse]
F
The watch smashed, and he got restless,
Dm
He sighs in broken English

[Chorus]

     Gm             C
With no alarms and no surprises
Gm            C
No alarms and no surprises
Gm            C
No alarms and no surprises

[Middle 8]
F       Bbm
He was
F       Bbm
He was
F                           Dm
He was your final fit your final bellyache....

[Alternate Chorus]
    Gm            C
With no alarms and no surprises
F             D
No alarms and no surprises
Gm             C             F        Bbm     F     Bbm     F
No alarms and no surprises, please