Dear Penis

E|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|              
B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|              
G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice) 
D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|              
A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|              
E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|              

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice


[Verse 1]

     D      G               A           D
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
    G                A                  D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
        G              A           D
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
G                 A           D
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
G            A             D
Thats all we needed to get by
G            A                         D
Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame
     G            A           D
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore


[Verse 2]

(he sings)

     D  G                 A           D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
G                     A                    D
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
   G             A        D
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
G                 A                 D
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
G                  A            D
Come to terms with truly how we feel
G             A              D
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
     G                A              D
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
       G                  A                 D
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls