Never Getting Laid

[Intro] F7M  C7M  E7  Am7  D7
        F7M  C7M  E7  Am7  D7

[Primera Parte]

F7M                         C7M
  We were so happy, why not mix it up?
E7                              Am7          D7
  I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough
F7M                              C7M
  No way to know just who you're thinking of
E7                              Am7
  I just wish you didn't have a mind

[Pré-refrão]

   D7           F7M
(Ah) That could flip like a switch
       C7M
Like a wandering drift
     E7
To a neighboring bitch
     Am7                  D7           F7M
When just the other night you said you need me, what gives?
        C7M
How did it come to this?
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

[Estribillo]

              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  F#m7
Love you just the same
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                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny
                F#m7
From your windowpane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A
And a forever of never getting laid

[Segunda Parte]

F7M                              C7M
  I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
E7                             Am7          D7
  Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
F7M                               C7M
  Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
E7                             Am7               D7
  And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

[Pré-refrão]

         F7M
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
      C7M
I was so confident (Confident)
         E7
'Til the thought of it hit
     Am7                   D7      F7M
That any given night, you could be using your lips
     C7M
On a girl with big tits
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

[Estribillo]

              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  F#m7
Love you just the same (I love you just the same)
                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane)
                F#m7
From your windowpane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A            F#m7
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)
   Bm7
Mm-mm
  F#m7       E7            C#m7    F#m7 Bm7 E7
A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm)

[Final]

A         F7M
  At the end of the rainbow
 G7
I hope you find
  Am7         Am7/G#  Am7/G
A good whole lot of nothing
              F#°
'Cause you're still inside
    Dm7       D°    G4            C
And abstinence is just a state of mind