Chords used:
  Am        C         G          Em       D
E|-0---------0---------3-----------0-------2-------|
B|-1---------1---------3-----------0-------3-------|
G|-2---------0---------0-----------0-------2-------|
D|-2---------2---------0-----------2-------0-------|
A|-0---------3---------2-----------2-------0-------|
E|-0---------3---------3-----------0-------0-------|

Opening: G acoustic riff (8 times w/ lead guitar coming in)
G acoustic riff (4 times w/ big drum kick added)
(Changes rythm, same beat, with cool lead guitar signature riff)
G      G       C       C
G      G       C       C
Verse 1:
G                       C
Uncle larry's hooked on ice again
G                            c     Am
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
(Am)            C*             G   Am
He wears his member's only jacket
(Am)                C                 G
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies

Chorus:
D                               Em
And all the white folks shake their asses
D                       C*   G
Looking for the two and four
C                            G
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Em              D               G
Cause i can't take it anymore
G      G       C     C
(cool lead riff)

Verse 2:
G                              C
These are the days of empty kitchens
G                                   C    Am
The rise and fall of MAry Ellen's hairdo
(Am)           C               G   Am
I think she's found a new religion
(Am)            C                G
Studying the Kabalah in her J. Crew

Chourus

D                       Em
And all the rich kids shake their asses
D                       C*  G
Looking for the two and four
C                                     G
Well I'll have mine with blackstrap molasses
Em             D                C
Cause I can't taste it anymore
C           D           G
No I can't taste it anymore
Break:
G      G      C     C
G      G      C     C
(cool lead riff)
G         C
G         C
D         D     G
D         G
(solo over same chords as first verse segment)

Verse 3:
G                        G
My friend Greg says it's all good
G                                C    Am
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
(Am)                    C       G    Am
Now everything is going half-price
(Am)                    G
So look at all the money we saved

Chorus
D                       Em
And all the politicians shake their asses
D                     G
Looking for the backdoor
C                                   G
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
Em                      D          C
Cause they don't like the boys no more
C               D              G
No and I can't take it anymoe

G    G    C     C
G    G    C     C
(cool lead riff)
(end cold on G)

Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley (dan@dbromley.freeserve.co.uk)
H= hammer on
P= Pull off

The acoustic riff:
E|---3---1p0---0----------|
B|-----3-----3----3-------|
G|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
A|------------------------|
E|-3----------------------|

or
E|---3---1p0--------------|
B|-----3------3h5p3-------|
G|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
A|------------------------|
E|-3----------------------|

The electric riff (listen to the cd to get timing and accents right)

E|-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0---|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|

A lower tone version (mainly for higher pitched guitars [such as the one on the track].)

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0-----|
D|-----4----------4--------4---2---|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|