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 I read the news today oh boy                   
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 About a lucky man who made the grade
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 And though the news was rather sad
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 Well I just had to laugh
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I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car / He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared / They'd seen his face before
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Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

I saw a film today oh boy / The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away / But I just had to look
Having read the book....

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 I'd love to turn.... you.... on....

(stays on Em for awhile then goes to E-major)

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Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
         E                  B
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
    E             B
And looking up, I noticed I was late
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Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
         E                B
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    E                    B
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream


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 Ahhh....
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I heard the news today oh boy / Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small / They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
I'd love to turn... you... on...