Walking Disasters

G                  Am            
She used to get her kicks from a 
      Em   C
fall to the floor
G                     Am
But now she's always wasted
           Em              C
A total looker, but she's jaded
G                    Am           
The kind of shivering wreck that I
Em C
 adore
        G              Am
I can't offer you a rescue
         Em                 C
But I can tell you what I'd do

G                        Am
I'd tell my mother that I love her 
dearly
Em                       C
And tell my father that I need him 
back again
G                      Am
And if these words wont drop from 
your lips
Em              C
I will be your Freudian slip

G                Am
And flowers might wilt when we walk 
past
Em                  C
And self-help might help when it 
makes us laugh
Em           Am
Only finding questions in answers
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Em                 C
You and I are just walking disasters
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G                      Am 
She only finds her love in a 
                           Em C
downtown store
G                                 
Consumption makes her stronger
          Am

                Em                 
You're the sweetest anaconda
  C

G                            Am  
The kind of lack of respect that 
           Em C
I adore
          G                 Am
I cant offer you a rescue
                         Em      
But when you've lost all that you 
                   C
have left to lose

G                               
I'd tell my mother that I love her 
Am
dearly
Em                               
And tell my father that I need him 
C
back again
G                                
And if these words wont drop from 
Am
your lips
Em                  C
I will be your Freudian slip

G              Am                
As sharp as a knife and as blunt 
                 Em C
as a wheel
G                         
You be my calm I'll be your 
     Am                  Em C
pneumatic drill
G                           Am   
And what we'll never want, we'll 
                      Em C
always need
Em                      
Right now we need some pop 
Am            Em
psychology
C
To keep us up-beat

G                                 
So tell your mother that you love 
     Am
her dearly
Em                                
And tell your father your won't 
        C
lock him out again
G                                
And if these words wont drop from 
Am
your lips
Em                  C
I will be your Freudian slip

G                       Am
And flowers might wilt when we walk 
past
Em                        C
And self-help might help when it 
makes us laugh
G               Am
Only finding questions in answers
Em                      C
You and I are just walking disasters
 (x5)