I Could Be Wrong

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I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's
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 ass
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Tellin' me every move to make
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And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's 
ass
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Tellin' me how to bake a cake
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And I've just about had my fill
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Of Doctor fucking Phil
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Tired of looking at Tiger's ass
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And Shaquil O' fucking Neal

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Paris Hilton could fuck up a 
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county fair
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Just proof that you can be stupid
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And still be a billion-fucking-aire

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I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' 
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people that they can't sing
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I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for 
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knowing every fucking thing
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Jenn and Brad and Angelina's ass
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I'm about tired of lookin' at them
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And I'm about ready for Hollywood's 
ass
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To run out of fucking film!

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I'm tired of everything on TV
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Everybody loves Raymond
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Except for fucking me!

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I'm tired of that Lance's ass
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In France ridin' on a bike
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And I could purty much give a damn
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What some actress's dress looks like
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It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass 
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would finally learn to play three 
cords
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And I'm about fed up with 
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Nashville's ass
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And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards

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Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of 
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fake home runs
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And that fake-ass Larry the Cable's 
ass
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And Git Er fucking Done!

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I'd like to watch football's ass
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Without worryin' about B.O.
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And I'm resolved to tell W's ass
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Where the fuck he can fucking go
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I'd be the first to second
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Tellin' the third world what the 
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fuck they can fucking do!
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It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's
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 ass gettin' whipped by the Jews
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I'm tired of my own ass singing 
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this fucking song
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There's a lot of people's ass I'm 
tired of
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But the list's too fucking long!

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And I could be wrong...
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OHH, I could be wrong!