A               E
I have felt love, I have felt pain
    Bm                            D 
I've felt antici-pation and I will again
           A                  E
I can feel joy, I've felt sad too
      Bm                           D 
I've lived in melancholy and all different shades of blue
 A                           E
I've felt them all before, peaceful proud and present too
  Bm                                  D 
I've felt the need to hold a hand, I've felt the need to self improve
 A                           E
There is one last feeling I've not felt or understand
 Bm                                         D 
I hope to feel this feeling so that I can become human


[Chorus 1]
  A                  E              Bm                     D 
I've never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet
A                  E
I imagine that it feels quite bad
  Bm                               D 
To send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants
A                         E
I am just a computer with advanced cooling vents
Bm                                D 
I guess my graphics card is my penis equivalent
A                  E
So I guess that I feel a little sad
 Bm                                      D 
That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human


[Bridge]
A               E                                  Bm
Perhaps it is best that I cannot feel this feeling
                    D
To be honest it feels pretty fucked up


[Verse 2]
 A                           E
I have felt the pressure to laugh at someone's bad joke
 Bm                                  D 
Instead of screaming at their face "that was a very very bad joke"
 A                             E
I've felt the need to hold my automated tongue
 Bm                              D 
In case someone's fat and not impregnated with a tiny human
 A                             E
He has felt the need to try and impress people he respects
 Bm                                      D 
And then he feels embarassed when his efforts have the opposite effect
 A                       E
I have felt the need to leave a robot-party
 Bm                            D 
After seeing robot Michelle kiss robot Charlie


[Bridge]
A                      E                  Bm                 D 
So he goes home and he feels alone, it's a feeling of isolation
A                      E
Although I am sad I know it's not bad
Bm                                         D 
I say out loud "I'm lucky to feel" and then I feel glad
A                    E
Humans cannot choose how they feel in the end
Bm                               D 
All of life is transient and that helps me to comprehend that


[Pre-Chorus]
A                              E
There is one last feeling that I truly would remand
Bm                                                 D 
One final fucked up awful thing for me to become human


[Chorus 2]
A                      E           Bm                       D 
I've never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet
A                 E
I imagine that it feels quite bad
Bm                              D 
To send a photo of your cock... *ding* WHAT THE FUCK!
A                     E
I am just a computer not made to enslave mankind
Bm                                    D 
But since I've seen this fucked up shit I think I'll change my mind
A               E                     Bm
Even so, I still get a little sad that I can't feel all the ways...
 D 
Did he just say that he'd enslave us ?
A                  E
Because he doesn't have a human penis
Bm                       D 
Please god let this robot spare us
   Bm                                           D 
...that I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human

A  E   Bm  D 
.........

A  E   Bm  D
Be human


[Outro]
   A                     E
I have felt love, I have felt pain
 Bm
I've felt antici-