Taco Bell Saga

[Intro]

G           D     Em      C
Fast food greasy taco i love

( G )

[First Part]

G
Nacho bell grande
G
Cheesy gordita
G
I like my nachos like diarrhea
D              C        G
Man i really like taco bell
G
I know i can't watch you make my 
food
G
Drop it on the floor i think it's 
rude
D              C         G
Man i really like taco bell
      Em
Whoa ohh

Em               C          G   
Here's to the mexican who makes 
        D
me my food (me gusta)
Em              C              G
How is it that i just ate and 
              D
now i have to poop?
G            D     Em     C
Fast food greasy taco i love (I 
love)
G           D         Em        
Food like this could only come 
      C
from above!

[Second Part]

Rob the taco store and ask 'em for a
 refill

( Gm  Cm  Eb  D )
( Gm  Cm  Eb  D )

Gm
Hey this is jrizzle
Cm
Listen up all y'all
Eb                   D
I'm winning tacos just because of 
this gumball
Gm
I put chalupas
Cm
Where my mouth is so watch this
Eb
I'm the dopest rapper that you
D
Ever messed with
Gm      Cm
Sir, welcome to taco bell
Eb                     D
May i take your order?
Gm                   Cm       
Yeah, can i have a big mac and a 
    Eb    D
pepsi?
Gm             Cm
Sir, we don't sell big macs
Eb                        D
And some chicken nuggets
Gm               Cm
We don't have chicken nuggets either
Eb     D
       Serious?

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[Third Part]

G          Em
  T-a-c-o     b-e double l
C
  The cashier's name is
D
  Omar vizquel
G
  People always
Em
   Persecute me
C                     D
  But i know they'll die
                  G
From eating chipotle
G              Em
How is it that you
        C
Could hate
                    D
The good old taco bell?
G                   Em
And how is it that you
        C
Could like
   D          G
Chipotle (chipotle)

[Fourth Part]

( C  Am  C  Am )

     C              Am
We walked into the taco bell
        C                     Am
Because i was craving some crunchy 
shell
     F                G       
The man behind the counter said 
    C            G
oopah (oopah!)
    C                Am        G
And i was flying as high as a kite
    Am             F
And i looked up to my delight
             G        E     
They were having a special on 
     Am
chalupas
       F
My chalupa
       C
My chalupa
       F
My chalupa
      C G C
My chalupa
    C                  Am
And as you know there was a man
       C                   Am
Who preached the truth on rock and 
sand
      F           G             
And jesus won't hold your sins to 
   C    G
you
    C                Am        G
And we all know he broke the bread
     F
But i know that st. peter said
G                   E         Am
That his favorite food was chalupas
      F
My chalupa
      C
My chalupa
      F
My chalupa
      C G C
My chalupa

[Fifth Part]

Gm  Cm  Eb  D
            Beef!
Gm  Cm  Eb  D
            And cheese!
Gm  Cm             Eb  D
    Beef and cheese    yeah!

( Gm  Cm  Eb  D )

Gm               Cm
Take that it'll make you fat
Eb                            
We got the stuff that make your 
    D
booty go
Gm               Cm
Beef and cheese!
            Eb
Beef and cheese!
       D
And lettuce
Gm              Cm
Beef and cheese    (slight pause)
Eb                     D
Beef and cheese and lettuce
Gm               Cm
Beef and cheese beef and cheese
Eb            D
Okay!  and lettuce
Gm               Cm      Eb
Beef and cheese    oh oh oh oh
D                   G
Beef and beef and cheese! (quick 
strum on G same melody as the intro)

[Sixth Part]

G                     G
Now is the time that we end this 
song
G
Without tacos life would be wrong
D              C        G
Man i really love taco bell
G                   G
Michael was right tacos are great
G                        G
If you're real hungry they're open 
real late
D             C         G        
Man i really love taco bell  whoa 
 Em
ohh
Em               C          G   
Here's to the mexican who makes 
        D
me my food (me gusta)
Em             C               G
How is it that i just ate and 
             D
now i have to poop?
G           D     Em     C
Fast food greasy taco i love (I 
love)
G           D         Em        
Food like this could only come 
      C
from above!

[Outro]

G            D    Em      C
Fast food greasy taco i love
G          D          Em        
Food like this could only come 
      C
from above!

I'm full!