A Complicated Song

Intro :
Dm             F
        Uh huh
C
extra cheese

Dm             F
        Uh huh
C
save a piece for me




Verse:

F
pizza, party at your house
Dm
I went, just to check it out
Bb                     C
nineteen extra larges, what a shame 
no one came
F
just us eating all alone
Dm
you said take the pizza home
Bb                       C
no sense letting all this go to to 
waste so then i faced




PDC HORUS
Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dm
cheese round the clock, it's getting
 me blocked
Bb
and I sure don't care, for 
irregularities
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS:
Dm                            Bb 
Why'd you have to and make me so 
              F
constipated
C
couse right now I'd do
Dm                          Bb   
anything at all to get my bowels 
              F
evacuated
C
in the bathroom
Dm                    Bb
and I sit, and I wait, and I strain
         F                         
and I sweat, and I clench and I feel
C
 the pain oh,
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
should I take laxitive or have my 
colon irrigated

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No no no




Verse 2:
F
I was, feeling pretty down
Dm
till my, girlfriend came around
Bb                            C
we're just, so alike in every way, 
I've gotta say
F
in fact, I just thought I might
Dm
pop the, question there that night
Bb                           C
I was, kissing her so tenderly, but 
woe is me




PDC HORUS
Bb
who would have guessed, her family 
crest
Dm
I suddenly spied, tattooed on her 
thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, it's just like the
 one on me
C  (let it ring)
tell me



CHORUS:
Dm                            Bb 
how was I supposed to know that 
              F
we were both related
C
belive me if I
Dm                          
knew she was my cousin we never 
Bb                 F
would have dated
C
what to do now
Dm                    Bb
should I go ahead and propose
         F                         
and get hitched, and have kids with 
C
eleven toes
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
and move to Alabama where that kind 
of thing is tolerated

No no no


F
No no (no no)
Dm
No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
C
No...


Verse3:
F
I had, so much on my mind
Dm
I thought, maybe I'd unwind
Bb                     C
try out that new roller coaster 
ride, and the guide




PDC HORUS
Bb
said not to stand, but that's a 
demand
Dm
that I couldn't meet, I got on my 
feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked 
off my head you see
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS:
Dm                            Bb 
why'd I have to go and get myself
              F
 decapitated
C
this really is a
Dm                          Bb   
major inconvenience oh man I 
              F
really hate it
C
such a drag now
Dm                    Bb
I can't eat, I can't breath, I can't
 snore
         F                      
I can't belch or yodel any more, 
   C
can't
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read 
Sports Illustrated

oh no

Dm                            Bb 
why'd I have to go and myself all
              F
 mutilated
C
I gotta tell you
Dm                          Bb   
life without a head kinda makes 
              F
me irritated
C
what a bummer
Dm                    Bb
I can't blink, I can't cough, I 
can't sneeze
         F                       
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant 
  C
breeze now
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
I've never been the same since my 
head and me were separated