Intro :
Dm             F
        Uh huh
C
extra cheese

Dm             F
        Uh huh
C
save a piece for me




Verse:

F
pizza, party at your house
Dm
I went, just to check it out
Bb                     C
nineteen extra larges, what a shame no one came
F
just us eating all alone
Dm
you said take the pizza home
Bb                       C
no sense letting all this go to to waste so then i faced




PDC HORUS
Bb 
pizza all day, and every day
Dm 
cheese round the clock, it's getting me blocked
Bb
and I sure don't care, for irregularities
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS: 
Dm                            Bb               F
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
C
couse right now I'd do 
Dm                          Bb                 F
anything at all to get my bowels evacuated
C
in the bathroom
Dm                    Bb
and I sit, and I wait, and I strain 
         F                         C
and I sweat, and I clench and I feel the pain oh,
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
should I take laxitive or have my colon irrigated

No no no




Verse 2: 
F
I was, feeling pretty down
Dm
till my, girlfriend came around
Bb                            C
we're just, so alike in every way, I've gotta say
F
in fact, I just thought I might
Dm
pop the, question there that night
Bb                           C
I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me




PDC HORUS
Bb 
who would have guessed, her family crest
Dm 
I suddenly spied, tattooed on her thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, it's just like the one on me
C  (let it ring)
tell me



CHORUS: 
Dm                            Bb               F
how was I supposed to know that we were both related
C
belive me if I
Dm                          Bb                 F
knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
C
what to do now
Dm                    Bb
should I go ahead and propose
         F                         C
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated

No no no


F
No no (no no)
Dm
No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
C
No...


Verse3: 
F
I had, so much on my mind
Dm
I thought, maybe I'd unwind
Bb                     C
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide




PDC HORUS
Bb 
said not to stand, but that's a demand
Dm 
that I couldn't meet, I got on my feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked off my head you see
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS: 
Dm                            Bb               F
why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated
C
this really is a
Dm                          Bb                 F
major inconvenience oh man I really hate it
C
such a drag now
Dm                    Bb
I can't eat, I can't breath, I can't snore
         F                         C
I can't belch or yodel any more, can't
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

oh no

Dm                            Bb               F
why'd I have to go and myself all mutilated   
C
I gotta tell you
Dm                          Bb                 F
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
C
what a bummer
Dm                    Bb
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
         F                         C
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
I've never been the same since my head and me were separated