Internet Ruined Me

A: 577655


[Intro]
F#m E D A  x6


[Verse 1]
   F#m                E
My keyboard's like my heart
    D                     A
It shines in RGB and it's full of 
blood
  F#m                E
I don't know what is wrong with me
    D                         
But I'm scared, pissed off and 
 A
lonely (horny)
F#m                        E
I have trouble speaking to women
D                    A
Unless they're 2D or high definition
F#m                 E
Spend all my time on social media
D                 A
This is the state that I'm in


[Instrumental]
F#m E D A x2


[Verse 2]
   F#m                    E
My Twitter feed's like my brain
 D                        A
'Cause I have it on dark mode
     F#m                 E
Memorise everything she says
   D                        
So I can use it to guess her 
  A
passcode
F#m           E
She's beauty, she's grace
D                                
She has a profile picture of her 
A
gorgeous face
    F#m              E
To try and get more sponsors
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    D                A        F#m
To try and get more sponsors


[Chorus]
    E              D     A
But why don't you care?
   F#m                 E
I have spent the past ten years of 
my life
D              A
Making you prepared
       F#m                  E
You're political enough but not 
contrary
  D                     A     
Sexual enough but not enough to 
            F#m
scare me
     E                        D
Give me a reason not to be on my 
knees
A
The internet has ruined me

F#m E D A x2


[Verse 3]
      F#m                    E
Look, I know I must sound insane
     D                  A
But that's part of the package
   F#m                       E
If she can't handle me at my worst
           D                  A
She don't deserve my mental baggage
   F#m                    E
I know you want six foot four
             D                     
But one foot more and I'd almost be
 A
 tall enough
             F#m                
To reach the high shelf, be your 
    E
incel
                D             
I think I might be a threat to 
  A    F#m E D
myself
            A        F#m
A threat to myself


[Instrumental]
F#m E D A F#m


[Chorus]
     E            D    A
But why does she run?
         F#m                 E    
When I'm monthly giving her fifty 
               D         A
percent of my income
   F#m            E
It feels like my ideas of affection
D                A       
Are based around artificial 
               F#m
perfection
   E              D
I just want to appease
A
The internet has ruined me


[Instrumental]
F#m E D A x4

F#m


[Otro]
   E                D
We used to sleep on call together
   A                F#m
We used to sleep on call together
   E                D
We used to sleep on call together
   A                F#m
We used to sleep on call together
   E                D
We used to sleep on call together
   A                F#m
We used to sleep on call together
   E                D
We used to sleep on call together
   A
We used to sleep