Cm
The minimum intervals from conjugal duties as prescribed in the Talmud are as follows:

[Verse]
    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb                                                               Cm
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
Ab               Eb             Bb               Eb
According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden
Ab             Eb                Bm                            Cm
To go too long without spending time on nether region tending

    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
Cm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation
Ab
Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play
Bb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her
Eb
The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch

[Verse]
    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb                                                               Cm
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
Ab               Eb             Bb               Eb
According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden
Ab             Eb                Bm                            Cm
To go too long without spending time on nether region tending

    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
Cm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation
Ab
Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play
Bb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her
Eb
The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch