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[Verse 1]
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Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
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But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
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I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
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A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
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And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
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And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
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I spit fire like I just blew a demon
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My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
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Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
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You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
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If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
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You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya
[Chorus]
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I'm bo yo
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And I'm the greatest rappa eva
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
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Think your better your not
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Don't need a sweater I'm hot
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I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
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Oooohhhhhh...yeah
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Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?
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[Verse 2]
(This is a rhythm part normally without guitar, but if you want to play
along...here are the chords)
Go to a
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Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
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Spin that plant around you got a third world country
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That's right, consider yourself warned
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I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
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Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
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Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
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Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I buy a gram?
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Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
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First base, were making out
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Second base, I'm getting faked out.
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Third base, I'm getting take out
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And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
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But I just don't know I said I just don't care
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My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
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Cause you can smell and spell my stink
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B.O. lingers and it makes you think
[Chorus]
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I'm bo yo
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And I'm the greatest rappa eva
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
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Think your better your not
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Don't need a sweater I'm hot
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I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
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Oooohhhhhh...yeah
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Provided that you point me in the general Direction
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
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I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
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I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
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Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
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My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
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Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
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Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
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I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
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That says you can't have sex with members of different sects
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but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
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So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same
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then the only sex left is some left hand shame
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And girl I left you cause u left the game
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and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
[Chorus]
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I'm bo yo
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And I'm the greatest rappa eva
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And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
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Think your better your not
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Don't need a sweater I'm hot
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I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now
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Oooohhhhhh...yeah
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Ooohhh...but im inidaquite
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have i got that point across yet
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How original
[Verse 4]
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Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
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I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
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This isn't about ironic pigment
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If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
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My junks so long that it hangs and
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so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings
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Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
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if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
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Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
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Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
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If I'm in the closet then you are below me
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Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
[Chorus]
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I'm bo yo
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And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#mB
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
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Think your better your not
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Don't need a sweater I'm hot
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I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now
[Outro]
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