C                               Em
Remember when we used to get Chinese
                                  F
Oh would you please just hear me out
                       G
For a moment before I eat my tongue it all goes wrong
   C                                   Em
I know it wasn't your fault when your bowling ball smashed into my head
       F                             G
Cause accidents they happen and I'm still alive though I should be dead
   C                          Em
I come to you tonight not to scare you or to give you fright
       F                                       G
But to make sure that we're still an item and possibly spend the night
     C                                    Em
The half-shirt you were sleeping in gives me a feeling deep within
   F                                  G
I just came up from the ground if we fooled around would it be sin


[Pre-Chorus]
     Am                                  F
But wait you know it almost seems that you're not happy to see me
    C                                  G
My love has brought me back to you so please tell me that you've been true
     Am
It seems that I've been gone so long
     F
my dear my love for you is strong
 C                                G
Death can't keep me away from you in your hands my heart belongs


[Chorus]
 F                             G       C            Am
And I can see that you don't see the sparkle on my face
       F                      G              C               Am
And I notice that you don't notice that my heart is still in place
   F                        G                 C              Am
So you're upset and you're crying and you're walking out the door
        F                   G              C
And I find that you don't like me....  anymore


[Bridge]
Em   F   G   C
La la-la-la (background)
Em   F
Sweetheart! I'm home! I've come back to you!
   G   C
Holy shit, baby, I thought you were dead!  I am!


[Verse 2]
     C                               Em
Now days have passed and so am I no matter how I try and try
   F                               G                              C
I just can't seem to win you back maybe it's because the lack of hair
                         Em
It's been falling out I just can't get rid of this smell
F                                G
No more hours of making out why couldn't I've just have gone to Hell


[Pre-Chorus]
      Am                   F
Sex used to be so good and so was hanging out
             C                           G                                  Am
Now you're obviously sickened by me and I'm starting to doubt your love is true
                           F
Even though I'm dead I've missed you every day
        C                                G
But my skin is rotting off my body I'm starting to decay


[Chorus]
F                             G       C            Am
And I can see that you don't see the sparkle on my face
F                             G              C           Am
And I notice that you don't notice that my heart out of place
   F                        G                 C              Am
So you're upset and you're crying and you're walking out the door
F                          G               C
And I find that you don't like me....  anymore


[Bridge]
Em   F   G   C
La la-la-la (in background)
Em
(But baby! I've come back to you!)
 F
(No, no!) (I've missed you!)
 G
(You're disgusting! Get away!)
 C
(Gimme a kiss!)
Em  F
(Your ear's falling off! You're nasty!)
 G
(Gimme a kiss, you bitch!)
C
(Get away! Get the fuck away from me!)
Am   F   C   G
Am   F   C   G
C   Em   F   G
Oooh... oo-oo-ooohh
C   Em   F   G


[Verse 3]
     C                                  Em
I'm giving you just one more chance to change your mind and take this dance
   F                                    G
I wanna be your dead love slave that's why I've risen from the grave
    C                         Em
So take me as I am but if you don't I understand
     F
But know this hasn't been in vain
      G
cause...
N.C.                              G
I could always eat your brain...
N.C.                    C         G
I could always eat your bra......ain!
                        C         G
I could always eat your bra......ain!
                        C         G
I could always eat your bra......ain!
                        C         G
I could always eat your bra......ain!

[Bridge]
C    G    C   G
(All right... I think I know what to do)
C
(We've done this before, we've done this a million times)
G
(Guys, you sing along with me, girls, you sing along with Christian)
C
('Cause sometimes Christian acts like a girl)
G
(It's real easy. Here we go.)


[Outro]
C                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
           G
Na, na na na
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
           G
Na, na na na
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
           G
Na, na na na
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
           G
Na, na na na
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
                          G
I could always eat your brain!
                           C
(You could always eat my brain!)
C   G
(Rapid strumming/drumming)