G C G Sweet Jesus, please help Maria C D G I tried holy water and I tried tequila C D G C Her skin is turning green, she's becoming more obscene G D G D And now she sticks a crucifix up her vagina, yeah G C G And Maria thinks it's all so funny C D G D All the while I know it's blasphemy C D G C She's been pissin' on my floor, shes becoming such a whore G D G D But I can't hate the bitch 'cause she's my honey, yeah [Bridge] C G But if she don't turn, she's gonna burn D G Down in the flames of hell where they'll be weeping C G 'Cause its a sin, she let that dammed thing in D D7 And I swear she's sneaking out at night while the rest of us are sleeping [Chorus] G C I've been praying all night long and I've been singing Christian songs C D G D Something has possessed my lovely wife G Em There's something standing close in the dark, it ain't a ghost C D G It's Maria, trying to take my life [Verse 2] G C G Now Maria vomits and she swears C D G D And it's creepy how she comes crawling down the stairs C D G C Her head is spinning 'round, she's been writhing on the ground G D G D It breaks my heart, it causes many tears [Bridge] C G But if she don't turn, she's gonna burn D G Down in the flames of hell where they'll be weeping C G 'Cause its a sin, she let that dammed thing in D D7 And I swear she's sneaking out at night while the rest of us are sleeping [Chorus] G C I've been praying all night long and I've been singing Christian songs C D G D Something has possessed my lovely wife G Em There's something standing close in the dark, it ain't a ghost C D G It's Maria, trying to take my life Here we go! G C G C D G D C D B7 Emi G D G D [Verse 3] G C G I think she might be going straight to hell C D G D 'Cause down the steps my poor Maria fell C D G C I gave that girl a shove, I pushed with all my love G D G D And where I hid the body I'll never tell [Bridge 2] C G She didn't turn, she's gonna burn D G Down in the flames of hell where they'll be weeping C G 'Cause it's a sin, she let that dammed thing in D D7 And I swear she was sneaking out at night while the rest of us were sleeping [Chorus] G C I've been praying all night long and I've been singing Christian songs C D G D Something has possessed my lovely wife G C G She had no self control, may God forgive her soul C D G 'Cause I had to take Maria's life C D G 'Cause I had to take Maria's life C D G 'Cause I had to take Maria's life