C
Well, you met her at a pool party
       Am
You thought that she was hot
        C
Your head said yes, but your conscience told you
Am
that you better not
             F
But you didn't care
                        G#                      G
'Cause you were thinkin' with your weenie
       F
You couldn't resist her
           G#            G
in that little white bikini
Am
You didn't wear protection,
            E
She was just a one night stand
       Am
You got her high and screwed her
           E
Never see her again
       F                          G#
You had your fun, but tell me
           G
Was it worth it?
F
If you only knew
       G#          G
Her dirty little secret
G#      A#     G#    G
Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah.

(chorus)
C            Am               G#              G
She had syphilis and now you do too
  C                  Am                   G#           G
I bet you can guess how she gave it to you
C                               Am              G#     G
How many guys like you will she give it to?
         G#                           G        
Well, that's just life and it serves you right
                                     C   Am  G#   G
So whatcha gonna do?
                                    C    Am   G#  G
Whatcha gonna do?