Intro (play twice):
    G                         G
E|------3------------------|------3------------------|
B|------3-------3-----3----|------3-------3-----3----|
G|------0---------------0--|------0------------------|
D|------0---------0h2------|------0---------0h2---0--|
A|------2---0h2------------|------2---0h2------------|
E|--3---3------------------|--3---3------------------|

[Verse 1]
G                   Cadd9     G       Cadd9  D       G 
Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking sickly sausage rolls,
                                                    (1st bar of intro)
G                     Cadd9         G         Cadd9      D7           Em
Slipping down slowly, slipping down sideways, Think I'll sign off the dole

[Chorus]
              G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D           G
   'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine
       G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D7          Em
   The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine

[Interlude]
G
(once)

[Verse 2]
G                      Cadd9          G      Cadd9          D     G 
Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker, Could a copper comprehend,
       G                       Cadd9        G          Cadd9      D7         Em
That a crooked coffin maker is just an undertaker, Who undertakes to be your friend

[Chorus]
           G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D           G
   And the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine,
       G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D7          Em
   The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine

[Interlude]
G
(once)

[Verse 3]
G                          Cadd9              G       Cadd9           D          G 
Tell the truth tomorrow, today will take it's time to tell you what tonight will bring
                                                                                (1st bar of intro)
G                      Cadd9         G       Cadd9     D7       Em     A
Presently we'll have a pint or two together, Everybody do their thing

[Instrumental]

(play twice):
D / Am / D / D /
D / Am / D / D /
G / Em / G / Em /
G / Em / A / / /
(2nd time finish with)
D / /

[Interlude]
G

[Verse 4]
G                      Cadd9         G        Cadd9         D          G 
We can swing together, we can have a wee wee, We can have a wet on the wall
                                                                      (1st bar of intro)
   G                        Cadd9            G       Cadd9              D7               Em
If someone slips a whisper, That it's simple sister, Slap them down and slobber on their smalls.

[Chorus]
              G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D           G
   'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine
       G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D7          Em
   The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine

       G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D           G
   The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine
       G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D7          Em
   The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine

       G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D           G
   The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine
       G                      Cadd9     G         Cadd9      D7          Em
   The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, The fog on the Tyne is all mine