Am
I got a letter from old George W.,
Dm
It said, "Son, I hate to trouble ya,
AmE7Am
But this war of mine is going bad.
Am
It's time for me to roll the dice;
Dm
I know you've already been there twice,
AmE7Am
But I am sending you back to Baghdad."
[Chorus]
FC
But George W. told the nation,
DmAm
"This is not an escalation;
AmE7Am
This is just a surge toward victory.
FC
Just to win my little war,
DmAm
I'm sending twenty thousand more,
AmE7Am
To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.
[Verse 2]
Am
And, so, I made it to Iraq
Dm
In time for one more sneak attack,
AmE7Am
And to my old battalion I was sent.
Am
We drive around in our Humvees,
Dm
Listening to The Black-Eyed Peas
AmE7Am
And speaking fondly of the president.
[Chorus]
FC
But George W. told the nation,
DmAm
"This is not an escalation;
AmE7Am
This is just a surge toward victory.
FC
Just to win my little war,
DmAm
I'm sending twenty thousand more,
AmE7Am
To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.
[Verse 3]
Am
Celebrities all come to see us,
Dm
Grateful they don't have to be us,
AmE7Am
Politicians show their best face card.
Am
Where is Bubba? Where's our leader?
Dm
Where's our favorite lip reader?
AmE7Am
AWOL from the Texas National Guard
[Chorus]
FC
But George W. told the nation,
DmAm
"This is not an escalation;
AmE7Am
This is just a surge toward victory.
FC
Just to win my little war,
DmAm
I'm sending twenty thousand more,
AmE7Am
To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.
[Verse 4]
Am
If you're hunkered in Fallujah
Dm
Wondering who it was who screwed ya,
AmE7Am
Wondering what became of “Shock and Awe!”
Am
You are feeling semi-certain
Dm
It has to do with Halliburton,
AmE7Am
Dick Cheney's why you drew that fatal straw.
[Chorus]
FC
But George W. told the nation,
DmAm
"This is not an escalation;
AmE7Am
This is just a surge toward victory.
FC
Just to win my little war,
DmAm
I'm sending twenty thousand more,
AmE7Am
To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.