Monty Navarro, you know you don't belong here!
Monty Navarro, you're on a slippery slope!
Your presence is indubitably wrong here
May we suggest
We think you'd best
Abandon hope!

Abandon hope

But go ahead and take the door
As long as you are here
Buy yourself a souvenir or two!
And one thing more
Before you're out the door
Sibella will never marry you!