Uncle Lenny, what kind of uncle bets my money away?
Now I got nothing, what'll I do with no utilities paid?
I guess I needed a father figure, someone with a beard
A dianetic text to follow till I disappear

But you're just slowing me down
Always slowing me down
Everyone loves a clown in this town
Uncle, oh, how you love to talk
Everyone loves to talk
Then throw you out to the dogs
Uncle, I've had enough

Ah, I've that enough
Ah, I've that enough

Uncle Lenny, you used to do lines of the sunset marquee
That's why they love you
All of the other uncles from the '80s (and the '90s)

You called me on a Wednesday
Ring-ting-a-ling
You tell me everything's a-okay
You don't know a thing

Yeah, you're just slowing me down
Always slowing me down
Everyone loves a clown in this town
Uncle, oh, how you love to talk
Everyone loves to talk
Then throw you out to the dogs
They'll throw you out to the dogs

Ah, ah
La-la, la-la-la-la (ah-ah)
La-la, la-la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la, la-la (ha)
La-la, la-la-la-la (ooh)
La-la, la-la-la-la (la-la-la-la)
La-la, la-la-la-la (ah)
La-la, la-la-la-la, la-la
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