Starbucks coffee, omg!
Please just bring her back to me!

Um, what the heck, that's my pooch
I know it is, I smell her poo
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out!
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010
I meant to pay you back again

You're totally bugging, I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and you'll get hit
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself
Give her back to me!
Why does this always happens to me? God!

You stole my shitzu (hey)
You stole my shitzu (uh-huh)
You stole my shitzu (hey)
You stole my shitzu (uh-huh)
You stole my shitzu (hey)
You stole my shitzu (uh-huh)
You stole my shitzu (hey)
You stole my shitzu (uh-huh)

God, God, G-G-G-God
God, God, G-G-G-God
God, God, G-G-G-God
G-G-G-G- (you stole my shitzu!)

God, God, G-G-G-God
God, God, G-G-G-God
(Starbucks coffee, omg!) God, God, G-G-G-God
Please just bring her back to me! (G-God)

Um, what the heck, that's my pooch
I know it is, I smell her poo
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out!
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010
I meant to pay you back again

You're totally bugging, I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and you'll get hit
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself
Give her back to me!
Why this always happens to me? God!

You stole my shitzu (hey)
You stole my shitzu (uh-huh)
You stole my shitzu (hey)
You stole my shitzu (uh-huh)
You stole my shitzu (hey)
You stole my shitzu (uh-huh)
You stole my-
Starbucks coffee, omg!
Please just bring her back to me

Um, what the heck, that's my pooch
I know it is, I smell her poo
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out!
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010
I meant to pay you back again

You're totally bugging, I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and you'll get hit
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself
Give her back to me!
Why this always happens to me, God?

You stole my shitzu
Starbucks coffee, omg
Please just bring her back to me (me)