[Luke Skywalker]
Hey, how did my father die?

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Forty-nine times we fought that beast
Your old man and me
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With a women's face too

[Luke Skywalker]
Aw, that's rad!

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
And it was waiting in the bushes for us
Then it ripped off your dad's face
He was screaming something awful
In fact, there was this huge mess, and I had to change the floors

[Luke Skywalker]
The floors?

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
You see, his blood, it drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em
But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
'Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Yeah, every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
'Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Luke Skywalker]
Yo, never knew my dad, he didn't care about me
Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see
Moisture farming all my life and not a drop spilt
My aunt and uncle, double suns, and sipping blue milk
My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk

[Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi]
But then a desert hobo came and told me
We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
'Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love

Yeah, every day, I worry all day (all day)
About what's waiting in the bushes of love (waiting in the bushes of love)
Something's waiting in the bushes for us (something's waiting in the bushes of love)
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Hold me when I open like a flower
Hold me right (right, right, right, right, right)
Yeah, I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time
A long time

[Luke Skywalker]
I think my cooking's awesome

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
I've got her picture in my photo wagon

[Luke Skywalker]
Ha-ha, keep it poppin'

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Yeah, she'd probably love to honky-tonk

[R2-D2]
She'd probably love to honky-tonk

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
That's what I said, mm

[Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and R2-D2]
(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh, no no
(Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find any more
Crispy bodies by the door

[Luke Skywalker]
Forty-nine times
Yeah, it was forty-nine times
And now it might be waiting

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
For you
Could be hiding behind that scrap pile

[Luke Skywalker]
That's just a big cow

[Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and R2-D2]
I know you really want someone to hold you
But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Yeah, every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
'Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day, I worry all day (all day)
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day, I worry all day (I used to ride across the desert, you know)
About what's waiting in the bushes of love (I used to glide on my speeder)
Something's waiting in the bushes for us (I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find)
Something's waiting in the bushes of love (waiting for me around the corner, oh, no no) (waiting for us)

(I used to ride across the desert, you know) yeah, every day, I worry all day (all day)
(I used to glide on my speeder) about what's waiting in the bushes of love
(I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find) 'cause something's waiting in the bushes for us (something's waiting in the bushes of love)
(Waiting for me around the corner, oh, no no) something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Luke Skywalker]
Uh? I had a dream (I used to ride across the desert, you know)
This cute girl kept kissing me over and over (I used to glide on my speeder)

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Um, you know what, there's something I gotta tell you about her (I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find)
Just remind me later (waiting for me around the corner, oh, no-no)
(Waiting for us)

I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh, no-no