Bm  F#  E  Bm   F#  E  Bm

[Verse 1]
F#           E
Five and one half
    Bm
It doesn't mean I don't care
F#            E    Bm          F#          E
Sick from the guts of another interesting quote
Bm                F#           E       Bm
'bout the time I left you for dead
F#        E      Bm
I have a theory based on nothing
      F#       E     Bm
It's absolute crap, it's so compelling
F#          E    Bm
Publish me now, I'm a genius
F#            E      B
Face full of fruit, wow


[Chorus]
C#              B                    F#
It's making me rage, it's making me feel so bad
C#              B                F#
For all of the others making me feel so bad
C#                 B                        F#
So neck all your friends, I'll take you to town, reverend.
C#                 B                   F#
You're jogging instead, I want you to feel so bad.

F#  E  Bm  
F#  E  Bm

[Verse 2]
F#          E       Bm
Fistful of fingers, and fishy business
F#         E     Bm
Under the cross, a baby whispers
   F#           E   Bm
A whole lot of grub and mirrored windows
    F#       E         B
Of Europe asleep, so sound


[Chorus]
C#              B                    F#
It's making me rage, it's making me feel so bad
C#               B               F#
For all of the others making me feel so bad
C#                 B                        F#
So neck all your friends, I'll take you to town, reverend
C#                B                    F#
You're jogging instead, I want you to feel so bad


[Bridge]
C#            B  F#
Tradition on trial
C#            B  F#
Tradition on trial
C#            B  F#
Tradition on trial
C#            B  F#
Tradition on trial


[Chorus]
C#                B                    F#
You're making me rage, I want you to feel so bad
C#               B                F#
For all of the others making me feel so bad
C#                  B                       F#
So neck all your friends, I'll take you to town, reverend
C#                 B                       F#
You're jogging instead, now I want you to feel so bad
    F#           
To feel so bad